To think this sort of nonsense should be banned!!!!!

[MozzchopsThirty]

I mean WTAF is this???

It's brown sauce or HP sauce
What sort of madness are we living in????

Why the hell would you ruin brown sauce by adding red sauce tomato sauce to it?
The worlds gone stark raving mad!

@ToastyFingers
I learned not long ago, that brown sauce is made from dates, I don't know if its true but bleurghh.

It's made from dates the fruit, not spotty Paul who dribbled sauce down his chin in the nice pub by the river.

@MRex I always wondered what happened to him. Thought he had potential but the table manners did put me off...

HP or Brown sauce. Stop messing with the essentials.

DisCusting

What'sredsauce?I buy ketchup.

Tomato or mushroom?

Breakfast sauce is surely the bottle of wine drunk in the aiport lounge at 7am before a flight on holiday? C'est non?

I stayed in a Travelodge near Barnsley once.
Someone had...mint sauce..on their breakfast.
I can remember it like it was yesterday, the confusing smell, the electric atmosphere, burnt abandoned toast.

I still can't talk about it.

I hope you cancelled the cheque @TheQueef. Are you getting counselling? And whoever was with the Mint Sauce Monster - LTB.

It wasn't even an accident Messi it was one of those small condiment sachets, deliberate and considered.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Thoughts and prayers @TheQueef

grin] Oh Queef, you are a truly funny fecker xx

I think it is unfair of you to share the mint sauce story without a trigger warning.

Now we all have to suffer the trauma of knowing these people are among us. I preferred blissful ignorance.

We stayed in a Premier Inn a couple of years back and breakfast came with a sachet of purple sauce. It was a bit like HP Fruity sauce and I think had blackberries in it. Very odd.

I think this surely belongs here

Blame Brexit

HP sauce was a iconic British food.

After Kraft bought the brand, they now make it in a factory in the Netherlands so I don't buy it.

Wilkins make a very nice "Tiptree" ketchup. I wonder if they make brown sauce too?

Surely that's discrimination?! You can't have it any other time then? That's like saying 'Evening' ice cream so you can't eat it for breakfast which you can of course... can't you??!!! You can, can't you....!?

Bloody hipsters...! 🤨

I'd rather have mint sauce than brown sauce (not envy)

‘Breakfast sauce’ makes me feel uncomfortable.
How does Daddy's Sauce make you feel?

I knew it as Daddies Sauce

I love mint sauce. I.woukd definitely dip my sausages in it on a fry up

Do they have a special version for hangover fry ups? Is it laced with hair of the dog?