There are no DM readers here.
I realise that.
However, I regularly sully my poor, defenseless eyeballs by getting stuck into a free DM. Usually in a Waitrose cafe*.
I like the gossip. I like criticising the right-wing bias. I like, very occasionally, the writing (Craig Brown mostly).
I wouldn't dream of buying it.
I buy the Times and the Guardian and add in the Sunday Telegraph. Totally based on good cryptic crosswords and quizzes.
I think the DM is a rag and I wouldn't pay for it on principle (and the crossword is rubbish).
But - like the occasional Gregg's chicken bake, trashy television, blue waterline eyeliner - it is strangely addictive.
And, for all that nobody here reads it, it's often quoted.
I suppose my AIBU is:
Am I wrong to read the DM without buying it, even though I realise it's an awful right-wing rag that is, occasionally, funny and to believe it's read by more Mumsnetters than would own up to it?