Had a new water heater tank installed last week, all good, but then that night discovered that the new unit burned out the "contactor coil" in the fuse box. The switch was tripped. That means storage heaters don't work, and water heater doesn't work. No heat or hot water in my home.
Did a bit of googling, okay I see the contactor coil regulates all these heating elements. So need a new contactor coil. Great.
I ring the place that installed the new cylinder and they were like, "Oh my god pure coincidence nothing to do with us bye" .
I call in an electrician who just spent the morning in my home poking around the fuse box and phoning his friends. He finally found a random switch in the airing cupboard and said, "Try this."
I said, "Okay but the contactor coil thingy? I think it burnt out? The fuse is off?"
"Oh the contactor coil has nothing to do with anything".
"Okay what is a contactor coil then?"
"I don't know"
I refused to pay him.
I would love to be able to contract someone to do something and then just have them do it right and thoroughly. Every fucking time I need something fixed I have to turn into Queen of the Harpies just to get it done right.