To consider a Muntjac Deer for a pet?

[cultkid]

Huge garden
Yes I'm just back from Centre Parcs
Really want a pair of them

Having paid the thick end of £5k to get part of our garden fenced to keep the buggers out, last year was the first time we actually had plants in the garden we could enjoy!

They're a nuisance, you don't really want one.

Bloody herd of them nearly took me and the car out on the A40 one day, bastards. We occasionally see them in the woods, they give the dogs a good run for their money.

I would like a pink fairy armadillo please.

Muntjac are vicious little buggers, there used to be one that would take on dogs and their owners on my regular walk.