It's nowhere near midnight. What are they doing, testing them?
I'm tucked up in bed having a nice read of mumsnet and some sod keeps setting off big loud fireworks making me jump.
I just don't understand the fascination. At midnight with everyone else sure, but it's not even 10pm!
And whilst I'm having a moan, the midnight ones go on for at least half an hour.
There, I said it. Grumble over.