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To ask if you have ever calculated your net worth? And how much is cash?

123 replies

Ohholyknight · 24/12/2019 16:44

I have NC’d for this... thought it would be funny off the back of the “what class are you thread?”

Have you ever calculated your net worth?
How much is cash?

Having a quick think between properties and savings we are at about 650k ...55k is cash savings, another 50k is shares and investments

OP posts:
Soontobe60 · 24/12/2019 20:47

Well then, I'm worth a damn sight less than the OP as I live in an area where houses are dead cheap. But I outweigh the OP in terms of class and humbleness.

Catapillarsruletheworld · 24/12/2019 20:49

I’ve never given it a thought. I guess unless you’re loaded it’s not the sort of thing you think or talk about.

1Morewineplease · 24/12/2019 20:54

Why would you think that a post like this is going to garner anything other than hatred or jealousy?
You’ve been really mean and I think that you need to really think about how the majority of people are coping this Christmas.
Most people have next to no assets or share portfolios.

CareOfPunts · 24/12/2019 20:56

Bugger all of mine is cash btw. Equity in the house so hardly accessible

JustASmallTownCurl · 24/12/2019 21:03

I've got a bottle of red wine for tomorrow. So about £6.85* in assets.

*current on offer at co-op.

ssd · 24/12/2019 21:03

I wonder if this would be such a fun thread for you to start if you were in debt op??
Thought not

daisychain01 · 24/12/2019 21:24

Between this thread and the other one boasting about spending £500 on groceries, I'm beginning to wonder if people have become completely fucking clueless devoid of any social conscience.

Don't you have any awareness of how this comes across to people who are really struggling?

PortiaCastis · 24/12/2019 21:30

Tis the season to be jolly fala la la la la la la
Tell us all about your lolly .....fala etc

anxioussue · 24/12/2019 21:33

It's ok, my net worth has increased- I have ten bags for life and now the price has increased to 30p I am worth more. Oh happy days. I'll call them my pension.

MrsRagnarLothbrok · 24/12/2019 21:42

roof over my head, food on the table and my family round it, I class myself as pretty well off with those things

Ravenswing · 24/12/2019 21:45

£2.50 Grin

Trottersindependenttraders · 24/12/2019 21:47

About £4.50

Jon6b · 24/12/2019 21:55

Well over a million which is why i give to the local food bank and support other charities with regular donations. I'm also well aware there are people half a mile away in abject poverty exacerbated by having a tory government who believe the welfare of the people in this country is irrelevant and child poverty unimportant. Perhaps we have the government we deserve Sad.

gincaketeathatisme · 24/12/2019 21:55

Wow, who actually is interested! Everyone's net worth is different. And those how have more tend to kept it quiet, it's a thing called class which you can't buy! Someone will always have more but we all breath the same air and expel the same properties!! My net worth is vast...I have lots of love, food on the table and some of my health still. Money means nothing without all of that! Merry Christmas to you all!

Noviceoftheweek · 24/12/2019 21:57

We are in the top 1% but have worked hard to get here. As a black woman in the City, I have faced particular challenges. However family, community, faith and friends are far more valuable to me than money.

Nextphonewontbesamsung · 24/12/2019 22:08

Who the fuck even answers a stupid thread like this with a straight face? Haven't you got some sprouts to peel or something?

Cottipus · 24/12/2019 22:20

We do this every month to keep tabs on spending, financial/retirement planning etc. It’s a useful exercise for financial geeks like us. But I wouldn’t give out figures on a forum!

It’s pretty irrelevant anyway surely as say £1m in assets isn’t that much to an older person in London who owns a house, whereas it would seem a fortune to a 21 year old in the north?

Thehop · 24/12/2019 22:28

Well our debt will wipe out the £43 in the current account that has to last until jan 1st so......really nothing.

I’m worth a few quid dead though.

InsertFunnyUsername · 24/12/2019 22:45

People actually answered this Confused

I swallowed a pound coin age 7. Safe to say I'm made of money.

itgetshardereveryday · 24/12/2019 22:58

DH and I have a roof over our heads, we have work, we have a 3yo who is the light of our life, we have my Mum, step dad, brother, SIL, nephew, niece, MIL and BIL plus lots of other friends and family. We have fond memories of my dad who died 3 weeks ago.
I'd say we're pretty damn wealthy.

Merry Christmas everyone Xmas Smile

IMWang · 24/12/2019 22:59

50p

HomeEdRocks18 · 24/12/2019 23:00

We have £436 in our isa for our holiday next year. Hubby has a tool box rammed with expensive snap on tools, a cupboard full of shitty (expensive) warhammer and I have tools for my forest school business.
Other than that we have nowt

Sinuhe · 24/12/2019 23:03

.... whatever my employer thinks when I don't turn up for work on boxing day....

Iamthewombat · 24/12/2019 23:05

Tis the season to be jolly fala la la la la la la
Tell us all about your lolly .....fala etc

Nice one @PortiaCastis

OP: whatever made you think that starting this thread was a good idea? I won’t repeat the reasons other posters have explained very articulately.

ThebishopofBanterbury · 24/12/2019 23:06

Weird thread and even weirder, people are actually telling you.