AIBU to offer a wonderful idea to mums-to-be

[Bunnyfuller]

Come on, get out of the scraggy, grey sweat-stained t-shirt and grab yourself some new mummy glamour.

All the better to hold the post-natal bleeding

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All the women look so composed and glam. Astonishing. Fair play to them
I was a sweaty medicated mess on a drip with a catheter. Forgot my lipgloss

Reminds me of these lovely washing machine covers.

I can't even see the baby in half those photos! C R I N G E.

It's reasonably accurate - with the exception of the 4th one, their hair looks like it's just been humanely slaughtered and they're obviously still in the post-Pethedine haze. And the first's cup of tea is obviously stone cold.

Another reason to have number three! Hurrah!

Fuck. My. Eyes.

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This with Jingle Bells on

the furry ones dont seem hygienic and i'm pretty sure it would be hard to get blood out of them.

OMG !!!! I am beyond words (although tacky does spring to mind)

It reminds me of that quote in AbFab where Patsy says " What's the point in having children if they won't come to your launches?."

The baby in the blue photo appears to be wearing a Toque on their head, as favoured by Queen Mary at the beginning of the last century,

You can almost hear the crackles and see the sparks set off by the man made fibres.

Utterly weird.

Having a baby means you have extra stuff / an expensive time as it is. Let alone with that as well. It's beyond tacky but its fabulous

That would have looked gorgeous after my csection when I was off my face on morphine lying in a pool of my own blood... actually think I would rather that than these weird things

I imagine these will sell well within the travelling community.
Not my style personally, I am to old and to grumpy.

The blanket the baby is on in the first picture looks so comfy. I would love one for myself.

I don't think that even Meghan would have gone into all that silly palaver rubbish.

Everything looks like the label says : ‘ keep away from fire ‘ and ‘made in China’.

Very ‘instagram worthy’ with all the bright colors but classy? Nahh.

Why did the purple one remind me of prince in the 80s?!

They look like the sets you get in dollhouses , though I've seen less garish ones even in them.

Oh well, they're relatively harmless so if it makes them happy... Though co sleeping is out of the question hopefully

Most mothersare not wearing scraggy, grey, sweat stained clothing, especially in the hospital. Most do purchase a new nightgown to wear anyways. I'd die of embarrassment to be in that tacky cheap looking crap, or to have all those dust collectors around my baby!

I'm almost sorry that there was no Instagram or even Facebook when DS was born. Because my mum took this lovely photo of DS when he was about three seconds old - he looks like a skinned rabbit in a puddle of blood. I had to remove it from the pack of developed photos before I handed them round...