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Original poster

AIBU to offer a wonderful idea to mums-to-be

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Bunnyfuller · 14/12/2019 21:48

Come on, get out of the scraggy, grey sweat-stained t-shirt and grab yourself some new mummy glamour.

All the better to hold the post-natal bleeding

mumsgrapevine.com.au/2019/12/matchy-matchy-delivery-room-decor/?fbclid=IwAR1ijaL8Y7oX2k3UZpFbQ69LSJO9cuQJbCc_VwOM90F_CrRETMtM9JJB4N4

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Bluetrews25 · 14/12/2019 22:16

Designed by Katie Price???

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Bunnyfuller · 14/12/2019 22:17

@Lolimax - I’m 52, with a heart condition, shall we be TTC buddies?

I have had AF since May so perhaps I’m already pregnant?

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greenlobster · 14/12/2019 22:17

Holy fuck.
This is why social media is a Bad Thing.

staceyflack · 14/12/2019 22:18

Matchie Matchie sets? Grin

Lolimax · 14/12/2019 22:19

@Bunnyfuller yes would love a buddy! Does that also mean I have to have sex though?

rhubarbcrumbles · 14/12/2019 22:19

I'd rather look at a photo of Jacob Rees Mogg.

BenevolentEzza · 14/12/2019 22:24

Ahh, I think it's a lovely idea 😊

Not my to my personal taste but if they're all happy then there's no problem as far as I can see.

redforport · 14/12/2019 22:24

Oh god, the 'matchy matchy' outfits are from Posh Peanut which is probably the most gag worthy brand name I've heard in a long while Xmas Envy

DonttouchthatLarry · 14/12/2019 22:25

For the love of the baby cheeses! It's like My Big Fat Gypsy Birth (an obvious follow up to ...Wedding Grin

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Bunnyfuller · 14/12/2019 22:25

@Lolimax I rather think we may have to (not you and I together, obvs).

Surely there must be some alternative for the more —areyoufuckingjokingI’dmuchrathersleepwiththedog— mature lady?

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Bunnyfuller · 14/12/2019 22:27

Oh fgs @BenevolentEzza, stop being so.....benevolent!

They’re an abomination and should be burnt

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BuildBuildings · 14/12/2019 22:27

What have I just seen?!

IWorkAtTheCheesecakeFactory · 14/12/2019 22:27

I'd rather look at a photo of Jacob Rees Mogg

Grin
Hunkyd0ry · 14/12/2019 22:27

Wow!
You’d be pissed off if the baby’s sex was wrong after you got their name on the sheets.

Toddlerteaplease · 14/12/2019 22:28

Oh dear god!!

Trethew · 14/12/2019 22:29

Grotesque

Italiangreyhound · 14/12/2019 22:29

Actually, I love it!!! But I was way too ill after my C-section to start stripping the bed!

Lolimax "I might actually have to get pregnant!! Being 50 won't stop me!!" I agree but I am even older!!!

Lolimax · 14/12/2019 22:29

@Bunnyfuller how did you know I sleep with the dog!!

Jenpop234 · 14/12/2019 22:33

Holy shit. They are genuinely disgusting 🤣

Knittedfairies · 14/12/2019 22:33

But why?

Coatzillaclaus · 14/12/2019 22:33

Well at least the delivery room decor will give the midwives something to laugh about 🤣 they may even start competing for delivering the baby with the most distasteful “decor”.

Italiangreyhound · 14/12/2019 22:34

Actually like pink because she has tea and cakes!

ReanimatedSGB · 14/12/2019 22:35

Surely the whole lot would be covered in puke, piss, colustrum, blood, shit and spilled tea within about 10 minutes...

ChristmasCroissant · 14/12/2019 22:37

Well, they have certainly put more thought and effort into their hospital bed decor than I did, I'll give them that.

If I am still stuck for gifts for an upcoming baby shower I have something to fall back on.

Echobelly · 14/12/2019 22:37

I've seen some of this stuff before... another Insta-product for people who have to get likes for everything [/judgy mode]