RT(f*cking)T!

[QueenOfOversharing]

Disclaimer: I'm in a really shitty mood, but why in fuck's name do ppl post on a thread that's hours or days long with THE most simplistic suggestion, like "you need to call them" (a current thread)?

Read. The. Fu*king. Thread. People!

And no, I ANBU. Don't @ me 😂

What? It's a fucking message board. Stop taking it so seriously.

@PlasticPatty what? It's a comment on a fucking message board. Stop taking yourself so seriously!

That's better OP

@MinnieMountain if I unleashed my normal twitter level swearing it might be frowned upon. can we say cunt on here?

What is wrong with me today??? I felt compelled to tell someone they were BVU posting a question on AIBU. Fitted fucking sheets!

I'm logging off.

Take care out there you fuckers. And always, RTFT!

There you fucking go! The majority of folk on here love a good swear, it's one of the good things about the place. If they don't like it, they can fuck off to nethuns

@ALemonyPea This is how I feel today, all the swears

@QueenofOversharing - this one: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3359296-AIBU-to-of-left-this-friend-go?msgid=92046453

Not only do you have to RTFT but you have to RTFZT too :-)

Can I quietly point out that some of us are too inhibited to swear with the full four letters?

I'm not saving anyone else's blushes, I just can't, really can't type swear words. A lifetime of not saying them leaves me unable to write them too.

Sorry an' all...

Sprinkle, that's fine, if you can't swear then just don't type it with *. You'll not be judged for not swearing, it's not compulsory (yet)

@marymungoandminge I need to clear my diary! -cracks knuckles-

@ALemonyPea I'm so used to using *s on twitter from when you couldn't write porn for fear of the porn bots.

@Sprinklemetinsel so do what you do in real
Life - don’t swear.

porn bots

@ALemonyPea p0rn b0ts, actually.

I like long threads I have my settings sorted so that the whole thread is one page, so no fear of missing anything if the thread goes poof before I've finished. Even if it's 1000 posts.

@MulticolourMophead but you, being a reasonable person, actually reads the thread, no? I can tell.

Just tell your MIL you’re taking the highchair over OP.

Since the influx from the shit website, I’ve noticed a load more occasions where the poster posts a thread, then fucking name changes like a stupid bastard and replies to their own thread, meaning the OP replies are not highlighted in a pretty colour. Along with the fucking ‘xxx’ at the end of an unpunctuated, run-on sentence of gibberish, and general dumbing down and ‘hubbie/your bub your’re rules hun’, it’s ruining the site.

@OrangeSlices998 I fucking well will! I'm printing out your reply to show her.

@CustomerCervixDepartment haha. Do you better now you've got that off your chest? Those unpunctuated run on posts make me want to be in charge of the threads & just delete it, and send them it back with red pen marks. Pedantic, moi?