I remember the Heinz version, last bought it around 1990 and it was OK. Couldn't find Heinz and had a fond memory of how it used to be, ended up with a tin of slimy worms in soap that smelled like sick.
Nothing I could do made it edible, added black pepper, mustard, hot chilli sauce, then added it to the bin.
How on earth do they sell that stuff? It is really and truly revolting.
Would have cooked my own pasta but have no hob at the moment. Cornflakes for dinner tonight.