Corporate buzz phrases- they are generally awful and only get used sarcastically when they filter down
Acronyms. That get replaced by equally stupid acronyms that are strangely similar to other acronyms (we have 3 similar ones like JDGD, CDGD and DCJC I cannot bloody say them without stuttering)
Meetings where no one takes charge and they are dominated by small talk. Fine if we weren't busy but I will have to stay late tonight because I've listened to you waffle on about something irrelevant
Team building events for managers. Which is why I will never be in a manager. In our company they get sent to a tent in a field to reflect on their thoughts and present those reflections to the group.
Role plays. My brain just cant do them, it just screams 'you're adults and you're PRETENDING, it's NOT REAL!!!' the whole time
Optional socialising that you're put under massive pressure to join in with especially when it includes enforced drinking. I love a drink bit have been ill before and asked for a soft drink and explained I cant drink because I'm ill and the effects would likely cause me to be off sick...and thr manager comes back with a massive drink and tries to start a chant of 'down it! Down it!'...wtf
Being stuck in the lift with people you know only vaguely
Passive aggressive colleagues 'I suppose I could do this for you, I'll miss my daughters graduation but no it's fine, I'm sure I'll make it to my sons unless something awful comes up at work, but no dont worry about it'
The squabbles over milk etc in the communal fridge.
The politics. People saying things they dont mean and siding with people or things they disagree with purely for personal gain. I include in this people who manage people and obviously hate it, because it is a tick in their career box. Its peoples careers you're messing with