I posted a few months ago about a couple of CF houseguests and got told I was BU to myself for letting them get away with being CFs.
She's a longish term friend and he's her idiot, manchild of a partner. They were meant to be staying again this weekend and arrived about 20 minutes ago. He walked in and swert his hand over the sofa, checking for cat hairs because last time he was here, the poor darling got hair on his coat and had to brush it down.
I reminded him it's MY flat and the cat lives here. Added that I will not stop the cat sleeping on the sofa if he wants to and that if I can deal with the resulting hairs every day, he can cope for 2 days. Also suggested that if he wants cat-free lodgings, the town is full of hotels and B&Bs where there will be no cat hair but no free lodgings or breakfast either.
They've gone in search of a hotel room. And it's gonna fucking cost them because there's a goth event going on up the road in Whitby and nearly every bed between here and there will be booked.
Go, me!