To crack open the Brexit stockpile then

[Cinammoncake]

Baked beans anyone?

You couldn't make it up could you? Really thought it was happening this time round.....

Ooh! Tins of chicken in white sauce with rice! Shame I didn't stash any chocolate in there....

Sadly if it does happen at the end of January, there'll be lots of 'third time lucky' type crowing.

Why do people still stockpile.

It's. Never. Gonna. Happen.

Won't it keep until December/January OP? I think that's when you'll be needing it (sadly)

Mine is continuous rather than static, new stock in one end, old stuff being used.
So we’re having wild mushroom tart tonight with couscous and veg.
Enjoy your beans!

My currently fave Tweet

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

Yes please. I’d rather it faded into a slightly embarrassing folktale.

What an epic waste of time and money, it's a farce. How is your government actually running the country?! It seems that they're spending all of their time and resources fighting over this.

In the background, the poor are getting shafted and the NHS is being driven into the ground to make way for privatisation. America 2.0.

I'm saying all this as a forriner living in forrin lands. It's painful to watch

My currently fave Tweet

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world

😂

Yep, time to start on those two gross of lavatory rolls. It’ll be good to get the spare room back in use.

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That is brilliant

I'll have to sort through the tins and work out which will keep till February.

Shame I didn't stash any chocolate in there.

Me neither! Quite a few chickpeas though

Yep, time to start on those two gross of lavatory rolls. It’ll be good to get the spare room back in use.

Nah, flextension means we could leave in one two or three months. No deal.is still the default and if we do agree the deal no deal is still highly likely in December 2020.

The bloody thing will have to be shifted round again and another stocktake taken.

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world

I heard that one a few weeks ago.

But sadly, the uncertainty is doing the economy etc no good at all. So while we remainers can joke about 'at least we're still in the EU' not knowing what's going to happen just carries on having a detrimental effect on life, business etc.

No one even pretends it'll benefit the country any more. The whole thing is a nonsense.

And if they do 'get brexit done' then you just go on to the next decade of bullshit because this is merely the withdrawal agreement. So depressing.

No one even pretends it'll benefit the country any more

True. I think a lot of people just wish the whole idea could be cancelled.

Those of you not sensible enough to stash biscuits are welcome to my Brexit hobnobs. If you take some tinned tomatoes and red lentils!

Brexit walks into a bar. The barman says, "why the long farce?"

crankyassnoperope

I admire your willpower annelovesgilbert in stashing hobnobs! will swap you for a tin of baked beans

Fucking fig rolls and cheap thin toilet roll here. What was I thinking????

I don’t really eat biscuits but the thought of living under no deal on a virtuous diet of pulses and rice was awful so my pantry features custard, rice pudding, tinned fruit and hobnobs. Now someone has to eat it all...

I’ll take some beans!

I've sorted through my stash & moved all the short date items to the front or donated them to the food bank.

How is your government actually running the country

It's not. It's quite instructive how the country is actually running itself Who needs politicians anyway.