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DifficultSituation19 · 12/09/2019 21:36

We haven’t had one for a while and they do cheer me up.

I’ll begin with this beautiful king size bed frame for only £20. Just £10 per pallet.

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Jozen · 15/09/2019 11:33

The seller even shows you how to use the mattress in case you didn't know.

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Gatekeeper · 15/09/2019 13:23

yours for £7...

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sohypnotic · 15/09/2019 13:30

"Toys"

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sohypnotic · 15/09/2019 13:31

Choking hazards

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sohypnotic · 15/09/2019 13:32

Creepy doll

sohypnotic · 15/09/2019 13:33

Who knew exorcisms were so cheap?!

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CorBlimeyGovenor · 15/09/2019 14:08

Oh prepare yourself for the three dimensional rug that looks like a giant dog turd.

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CorBlimeyGovenor · 15/09/2019 14:09

Oh yes, there's more! I present to you a beautiful twirling dress!

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CorBlimeyGovenor · 15/09/2019 14:10

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theyoungishman · 15/09/2019 14:13

$1,234? Seems reasonable...

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BeepBeeep · 15/09/2019 14:15

Surely the above tat is what you would buy for someone who you hate?
Either that or when you've had a nasty bang on the head which has knocked all sense out of you. 🤣

theyoungishman · 15/09/2019 14:17

Continuing the crocheted sandal theme..

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CorBlimeyGovenor · 15/09/2019 14:19

Speaking of crochet.... ergonomically designed!

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CorBlimeyGovenor · 15/09/2019 14:21

Giving birth too messy? Like your babies hersuit? Estranged from your grandchildren... Not to worry...you can adopt!!

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CorBlimeyGovenor · 15/09/2019 14:22

Hirsuit. Damn autocorrect!

CorBlimeyGovenor · 15/09/2019 14:23

Third time lucky. Hirsute! Sodding phone.

CorBlimeyGovenor · 15/09/2019 14:27

A reborn monkey doll that looks like Jack Nicholson in The Shining anyone?

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CorBlimeyGovenor · 15/09/2019 14:28

So elegant!

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CorBlimeyGovenor · 15/09/2019 14:30

A beautiful haircut ladies - cuts hair with an axe!

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PotterHead1985 · 15/09/2019 14:38

Couple from today. Not as bad as some on here.

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HairyDogsOfThigh · 15/09/2019 15:35

CorBlimey, is the map showing where he buries the bodies, do you think?

itssquidstella · 15/09/2019 15:46

I'm looking for a hall table - tempted by that taxidermy Fox. I wonder what DH would say if I brought it home?

CorBlimeyGovenor · 15/09/2019 16:59

@Hairydog

Just the torsos. He keeps the heads in his sitting room where he spends hours plaiting their hair.

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CorBlimeyGovenor · 15/09/2019 18:59

Apparently it's a space saver!

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