To start another shit for sale on Facebook thread?

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We haven’t had one for a while and they do cheer me up.

I’ll begin with this beautiful king size bed frame for only £20. Just £10 per pallet.

The seller even shows you how to use the mattress in case you didn't know.

yours for £7...

"Toys"

Choking hazards

Creepy doll

Who knew exorcisms were so cheap?!

Oh prepare yourself for the three dimensional rug that looks like a giant dog turd.

Oh yes, there's more! I present to you a beautiful twirling dress!

$1,234? Seems reasonable...

Surely the above tat is what you would buy for someone who you hate?
Either that or when you've had a nasty bang on the head which has knocked all sense out of you. 🤣

Continuing the crocheted sandal theme..

Speaking of crochet.... ergonomically designed!

Giving birth too messy? Like your babies hersuit? Estranged from your grandchildren... Not to worry...you can adopt!!

Hirsuit. Damn autocorrect!

Third time lucky. Hirsute! Sodding phone.

A reborn monkey doll that looks like Jack Nicholson in The Shining anyone?

So elegant!

A beautiful haircut ladies - cuts hair with an axe!

Couple from today. Not as bad as some on here.

CorBlimey, is the map showing where he buries the bodies, do you think?

I'm looking for a hall table - tempted by that taxidermy Fox. I wonder what DH would say if I brought it home?

@Hairydog

Just the torsos. He keeps the heads in his sitting room where he spends hours plaiting their hair.

Apparently it's a space saver!