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AIBU to ask, if you could put one question to Boris Johnson what would it be?

69 replies

DeRigueurMortis · 11/09/2019 16:43

Oh - and he has to answer truthfully....

Mine would be:

"Boris, did you ever believe in Brexit or was it a political gambit to campaign for No Deal enable your ambitions?"

OP posts:
KnittingSister · 11/09/2019 17:16

What the f@*£ are you doing??

TheNestedIf · 11/09/2019 17:16

How do you get rid of red wine stains from fabric?

DameSquashalot · 11/09/2019 17:16

My question would be 'WTF???'

HandsOffMyRights · 11/09/2019 17:17

Can you tell me what a woman is please?

DameSquashalot · 11/09/2019 17:17

You got there first Knitting 😄

Myriade · 11/09/2019 17:25
Grin
LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 11/09/2019 17:27

Where’s your fucking hairbrush?

MrsMaiselsMuff · 11/09/2019 17:29

and he has to answer truthfully....

You lost him at this point!

Tellmetruth4 · 11/09/2019 17:29

Alexander Johnson doesn’t require a green card as he was born in America.

Remember when he claimed Obama hated the UK, due to his advice to vote remain, because of his colonial Kenyan ancestry? I wonder if he’d like to be accused of being anti UK and an American stooge?

Myriade · 11/09/2019 17:34

Why are you not using your full name?

Original poster
DeRigueurMortis · 11/09/2019 17:37

Actually I might have changed my mind on my question:

Boris, did you know your wife had cancer when you were having an affair with Carrie?

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Original poster
DeRigueurMortis · 11/09/2019 17:42

Yes Mrs but let's assume I've managed to garner a supply of Veritaserum from Hogwarts potions supply! Grin

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TheNestedIf · 11/09/2019 17:43

When can I visit that Garden Bridge that I chipped into the £30 million for?

Oh.

TheNestedIf · 11/09/2019 17:48

How does it feel to see Theresa May on the back benches, pointing and laughing?

Original poster
DeRigueurMortis · 11/09/2019 17:52

The don't think May has pointed Shock

She did however do a very nice little cozy up with Tory rebel Ken Clarke in the HoC though Grin

OP posts:
TheNestedIf · 11/09/2019 17:53

If she hasn't pointed, she should have done.

TheNestedIf · 11/09/2019 17:55

Sorry. I'll shut up now. I think I've made the point I'm not a Boris fan.

Original poster
DeRigueurMortis · 11/09/2019 17:55

I think that's a fair cop Wink

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ContinuityError · 11/09/2019 18:12

Boris, how many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

ContinuityError · 11/09/2019 18:14

And the answer ...

AIBU to ask, if you could put one question to Boris Johnson what would it be?
TheWernethWife · 11/09/2019 18:16

When are you going to fuck off

AgeLikeWine · 11/09/2019 18:19

Had you ever actually visited Northern Ireland before you became PM?

Firecarrier · 11/09/2019 18:20

How are you managing to 'keep going' under all the pathetic lefty vitriol?

WaggingKnife · 11/09/2019 18:20

Yeah, I have a lot of questions.
Number one, how dare you?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=I8HIe5BrLAI

AgeLikeWine · 11/09/2019 18:20

When Donald Tusk made his ‘special place in hell’ comment, to whom did you think he was referring?

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