Just for a a bit of fun - can anyone solve this?

[glitterytrainers]

Now anyone from the West Coast of Scotland is probably going to get this but the rest might struggle. I have twins - I could have had them anywhere between Paisley and Glasgow - anyone know what I mean?

Oh, it's like Haymarket. Is that the answer OP?

I'm probably being dense, but does "i could have had them " mean " I could have conceived them"?
Because it doesn't mean that to me

This is one of the weirdest threads I’ve ever read. Have you all been at the gin?

Atalune got it in one! Twin are irrelevant. Don't jump off anywhere before a final destination - clearly doesn't work!

Great thread. Really funny

I thought perhaps there was a hospital with two postcodes at each end; maternity in the middle.

I prefer my idea.