Just for a a bit of fun - can anyone solve this?

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Now anyone from the West Coast of Scotland is probably going to get this but the rest might struggle. I have twins - I could have had them anywhere between Paisley and Glasgow - anyone know what I mean?

So, should you have jumped off at Paisley so you won't of had twins?

Is this when you have two children within a year and they are something twins 🤷🏻‍♀️

Eh?

Oh no that’s Irish twins sorry

Well the only thing I can think of is that you were heading to Glasgow central and someone forgot to jump off at Paisley?

Paisley just sort of merges into Glasgow doesn’t it? Is there anything in between?

This would be at the baby making stage? And I’m very sorry to say it, but in the interest of clarity....it’s a poor sectarian joke about catholic brith control.

I live close to both Paisley and Glasgow and have no idea what you’re talking about

Paisley just sort of merges into Glasgow doesn’t it? Is there anything in between?

Hillington, let me count the ways...

This would be at the baby making stage? And I’m very sorry to say it, but in the interest of clarity....it’s a poor sectarian joke about catholic brith control.

The only jokes of that nature I've heard involve Gourock and a boat, or, for the more easterly, Haymarket and a train.

No idea, why not enlighten us?

This would be at the baby making stage? And I’m very sorry to say it, but in the interest of clarity....it’s a poor sectarian joke about catholic brith control

I’m still confused. Can someone please explain it so I can go to bed?

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Ok. If you’re from the west coast then you get the Ayr train to Glasgow central, the penultimate stop is Paisley.

So if you’re having sex and are not using birth control, such as condoms or the pill. Then your partner would “jump off at Paisley” meaning they would not ejaculate inside.

Sorry- it’s gross!

butchy
I don’t know the gourock thing though!?

No idea

@Atalune

Thanks for the explanation. Like you say, it’s gross 🤮

Thanks for explaining Atalune! I can rest easy now

I don’t know the gourock thing though!?

Getting off the boat before Gourock = Getting off the train before Haymarket.

I have never heard of getting off the train before Paisley. Doesn't have the same ring to it. **

Something to do with the airport??

So for my neck of the woods it would be something like getting off the tube before Cockfosters... not sure that’ll catch on tbh

If you get the train to Liverpool, the penultimate stop is Edge Hill. There is a scaffolding firm at the station before that called Climax. They have this big sign that you can see from the platform that says 'why jump off at edge hill when there's a climax at broadgreen' I was well into my 30s before I got it!

Ha ha ‘@Butchyrestingface!

So the twins part isn't actually relevant if its the baby making explanation? Could easily be a singleton and still make sense