Confessions of a Mumsnetter

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I have never ever seen Downton Abbey and don't intend to.

I love microwave mashed potato

I let my DC play Roblox all day in her pyjamas sometimes

I have no fucks left to give

• I reheated a ready meal 5 times
• accidentally pissed myself outside my house

Also, if I was planning a wedding there is absolutely no way I’d be inviting people’s kids and I wouldn’t be bothered if this meant some parents had to decline the invitation.

I poo at work

I wash my bedding fortnightly

I don't dust

I think Mrs Hinch is a charlatan

I don't think an affair automatically means LTB

Oh, and I have absolutely no problem with my MIL. She’s actually lovely and I wish she lived nearer to us.

Oh!

I didn't have kids at my wedding

I did ask for honeymoon donations

I can't make a chicken last more than 1 meal tbh
I use bleach
Have never watched GOT only seen Downton Abbey at Xmas at my parents

If I need a poo at work, I use the mens toilets when they are not about.

This made me laugh! I wouldn’t dare set foot in the men’s, there’s always pee on the floor and it’s never clean. Buy yourself some VIPoo and use the ladies!

My confession is my 14 month old watches at least 4 episodes of Peppa Pig a day.

And my Mil died before we got married but I'm sure she was lovely.

I once found a door to a mysterious room at the end of my attic that didn't seem to appear on the house plans.

I wondered about prising open the concealed, locked door to see what lay within...

Then I thought, "Sod it!", sawed it off the rest of the house and fly-tipped it.

@SaffronFields right that’s it..I’m calling the police

I like the royal family!

I’m neither a mum nor a net.

I had a baby shower and I don't think they are tacky.

I have a bin in my bathroom

I also have a toilet brush in my bathroom

OP - love the poo one of going in the men's loos at work 😂

I like going to baby showers and think it’s nice to celebrate an exciting event in a friend’s life.

@MissConductUS

I'm a yank and proud to be one.

I am English, and proud to be English.

I think 80% of the advice that people write they wouldn't follow themselves.
I work full time and i don't feel even a little bit guilty about it
I do all the the finances for our family and I can't understand and why so many women don't get involved / care about getting involved

I have a toilet brush
Bedding and towels get washed when I can be bothered/remember
I had a no kids/evening guests/wedding list/pay bar wedding
I don’t care if people eat at their desks or on a train or whatever
I also don’t care about how much telly the kids watch
I didn’t know MN frowned on work pooing but I do that too

My dc have over an hour of screen time pretty much every day.

I don't batch cook, ever. I don't have a slow cooker and will never have one, I like food that cooks quickly (impatient) and I don't want to eat mush. I always answer the door when the bell rings, unexpected guests are welcome, and they don't have to remove their shoes to come in.

I sometimes don't wash my bedsheets for three weeks!

I warmly welcome people who pop round without a appointment and am glad they turned up. I even tell them to keep their shoes on.

I like Macdonalds
I let my son watch as much tv as he wants
I also let him eat cake
I have a loo brush
Im rubbish at cooking
I like my MIL
I had a childfree wedding
We got money as wedding gifts
I do not like answering my door but i have genuine reasons so 🤷‍♀️
I dislike cleaning and do as little as i can