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Having sex in my kitchen!

43 replies

AnnonniMoose · 19/08/2019 14:07

Bloody flies DTD in my kitchen (stock photo as I couldn't get my camera there in time)! As if spiders rubbing their willies on laundry isn't enough. Does the CFery never end?

Having sex in my kitchen!
OP posts:
Summerunderway · 19/08/2019 14:09

Yabu they were obviously just trying to reach your biscuit cupboard..

lmusic87 · 19/08/2019 14:09

hahaha!

Play some Barry White

HeyMicky · 19/08/2019 14:12

Absolute fly orgy here this week. They're out of control

femidom12 · 19/08/2019 14:14

Hit them with your loo brush!

whothedaddy · 19/08/2019 14:15

I'm just sniggering at what your google search history looks like now. You're going to get some interesting adverts with that bad boy now in your algorithms

OurChristmasMiracle · 19/08/2019 14:21

The cheek of it! They didn’t even wait until you were out the room 🤣

Original poster
AnnonniMoose · 19/08/2019 14:23

@whothedaddy - 😂😂😂

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TheTrollFairy · 19/08/2019 14:23

Fly sperm baguette anyone!

KUGA · 19/08/2019 14:23

Puts a whole new meaning to LAYING THE TABLE.
HAHA

Boswellisdead · 19/08/2019 14:23

Dirty sods!

HaileySherman · 19/08/2019 14:24

What? Looks like an innocent game of leap frog they're struggling with.

Tableclothing · 19/08/2019 14:25

Spiders rub their willies on your face, not your laundry.

Boswellisdead · 19/08/2019 14:29

Perhaps they were trying for a cuddle but got it wrong?

Original poster
AnnonniMoose · 19/08/2019 14:43

I'm sure you're all right - it's leapfrog or a cuddle gone wrong. I've been single for too long - I was obviously leaping to the wrong conclusion Grin.

OP posts:
adaline · 19/08/2019 14:44

I once caught my cats having sex on our kitchen table....

Ninavlog44 · 19/08/2019 14:45

Awww.....lots of Ickle baby flies soon.....?!

Bluetrews25 · 19/08/2019 14:47

I hope at least they had enough shame to blush at being caught?
Cats and flies, that is!

ComeTheFuck0nBridget · 19/08/2019 14:48

What is with the flies this year, there are so many! Hopefully you interrupted them OP so as not to add to population growth.

AlmostAJillSandwich · 19/08/2019 14:52

I was cleaning out a food cupboard yesterday and found live, wriggling MAGGOTS, it was sickening, bloody summer time flies!

TheWristBoundLatexBitch · 19/08/2019 14:52

Two flies having sex landed in my bloody wine the other day Envy

TigerLilyMasie · 19/08/2019 14:56

Thank goodness for that! Not for flies bumping uglies in your kitchen but that other people are having problems with flies this year. I can't stand them.

missbattenburg · 19/08/2019 14:57

Get yourself one of those electric tennis rackets. Hit a copulating couple of flies the other day with one. One died. The other (the male?) was stuck to its corpse by its sex parts.

Felt kinda bad afterwards.

cheeseislife8 · 19/08/2019 15:01

They've no shame! Maybe they like an audience

PastelPotential · 19/08/2019 15:01

According to research at North Carolina University, there are dust mites on your face and they are having sex. Yes, insects are making the insect with insect with backs next to your eyebrows as I type.

GrouchoMrx · 19/08/2019 15:02

For a minute there, I thought this thread was a continuation of 'Husband brought a woman into our home'!