Having sex in my kitchen!

[AnnonniMoose]

Bloody flies DTD in my kitchen (stock photo as I couldn't get my camera there in time)! As if spiders rubbing their willies on laundry isn't enough. Does the CFery never end?

CFs! Did they do it near the lights? Sort of like fly dogging? Maybe they wanted to be watched

I have been driven mad by flies other the last few months but it seems to have calmed down a bit recently.

I only have to open the back door and there will suddenly be at least two of them trying to get out the kitchen window - back door is in the living room at the opposite side of the house.

It's been so bad, the dog will no longer sit in the same room as a fly and just dashes off upstairs if she see one.

I think if I found flies copulating in my kitchen I'd have to have the place fumigated. Horrible, horrible things.

The little one is sick and the big one is pushing it to the doctor!

@Tableclothing - you are quite correct - just goes to show how distraught I am 😂😂.

Two flies having sex landed in my bloody wine the other day - what a waste!

@missbattenburg - I had one - it packed up after a week .

Sorry, but I don't think MN is the place for revenge porn.

The upside is that they would be too busy to see the teatowel wizzin through the air towards them.
We have had flies this summer too and I the red tea towel on the door is my weapon if choice for chivvying the out if the window or to oblivion.

I saw a fly orgy this week there were tons and tons of them. 😂

Let's hope he bought her dinner beforehand.

You need this OP.

www.amazon.co.uk/Sourcing4U-Executioner-Mosquito-Swatter-Zapper/dp/B000MU2MJA?tag=mumsnetforu03-21

That will show em! Best money I ever spent, the crackling of the fly and burnt scent is deeply satisfying!

It wouldn't be so bad if they were making little cute big-eyed baby flies, but no, their making maggots.

Ewww, filthy feckers!

This is what you get when you google Jeff Goldblum !

He’s got his hands on her eye balls

@AnnonniMoose Your kitchen is the fly's new dogging spot. 😂

Let's hope he bought her dinner beforehand.

He did. It was shit. She thoroughly enjoyed it.

Let's hope he bought her dinner beforehand.

He did. It was shit. She thoroughly enjoyed it.

😂😂😂😂😂 - Comment of the day.

I can't believe you googled fly porn for this thread. Pervert.