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Having sex in my kitchen!

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AnnonniMoose · 19/08/2019 14:07

Bloody flies DTD in my kitchen (stock photo as I couldn't get my camera there in time)! As if spiders rubbing their willies on laundry isn't enough. Does the CFery never end?

Having sex in my kitchen!
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legalseagull · 19/08/2019 15:03

CFs! Did they do it near the lights? Sort of like fly dogging? Maybe they wanted to be watched

pigsDOfly · 19/08/2019 15:07

I have been driven mad by flies other the last few months but it seems to have calmed down a bit recently.

I only have to open the back door and there will suddenly be at least two of them trying to get out the kitchen window - back door is in the living room at the opposite side of the house.

It's been so bad, the dog will no longer sit in the same room as a fly and just dashes off upstairs if she see one.

I think if I found flies copulating in my kitchen I'd have to have the place fumigated. Horrible, horrible things.

PomBearWithAnOFRS · 19/08/2019 15:07

The little one is sick and the big one is pushing it to the doctor! Grin

AnnonniMoose · 19/08/2019 15:09

@Tableclothing - you are quite correct - just goes to show how distraught I am 😂😂.

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AnnonniMoose · 19/08/2019 15:12

Two flies having sex landed in my bloody wine the other day - what a waste!

@missbattenburg - I had one - it packed up after a week Sad.

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TooTrueToBeGood · 19/08/2019 15:13

Sorry, but I don't think MN is the place for revenge porn.

Hotterthanahotthing · 19/08/2019 15:20

The upside is that they would be too busy to see the teatowel wizzin through the air towards them.
We have had flies this summer too and I the red tea towel on the door is my weapon if choice for chivvying the out if the window or to oblivion.

Mucky1 · 19/08/2019 15:27

I saw a fly orgy this week there were tons and tons of them. 😂

Having sex in my kitchen!
MisterT373 · 19/08/2019 15:30

Let's hope he bought her dinner beforehand.

LEELULUMPKIN · 19/08/2019 15:31

You need this OP.

www.amazon.co.uk/Sourcing4U-Executioner-Mosquito-Swatter-Zapper/dp/B000MU2MJA?tag=mumsnetforu03-21

That will show em! Best money I ever spent, the crackling of the fly and burnt scent is deeply satisfying!

TumblingTumbleWeeds · 19/08/2019 15:31

It wouldn't be so bad if they were making little cute big-eyed baby flies, but no, their making maggots.

bluegirlgreen · 19/08/2019 15:40

Ewww, filthy feckers! Grin

AnneKipanki · 19/08/2019 15:53

This is what you get when you google Jeff Goldblum !

VenusTiger · 19/08/2019 15:54

He’s got his hands on her eye balls Shock

AllSweetnessAndLight · 19/08/2019 16:02

@AnnonniMoose Your kitchen is the fly's new dogging spot. 😂

TooTrueToBeGood · 19/08/2019 16:15

Let's hope he bought her dinner beforehand.

He did. It was shit. She thoroughly enjoyed it.

AnnonniMoose · 19/08/2019 16:17

Let's hope he bought her dinner beforehand.

He did. It was shit. She thoroughly enjoyed it.

😂😂😂😂😂 - Comment of the day.

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Vasya · 19/08/2019 16:21

I can't believe you googled fly porn for this thread. Pervert.

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