Nosey fucking NDN.

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AIBU to want to go in my garden, jump on the trampoline with my kids, play football or whatever without twitching fucking curtains and a live audience.

I’m sick to fucking death of them. I can’t afford tall bamboos or something to create a screen so they can’t look into our garden.

Just jumped on the trampoline for literally 1 minute (jiggling body and all) and I can see the little shit moving their net curtains to catch an eye ful of me in my jiggling glory. Gave them a death stare and walked off inside pissed off now because the parents do it too, so I won’t expect them to tell their little shits to stop being nosey.

Thing is, there's sod all you can do about it. So you need a technique/mindset that allows you to enjoy your garden in peace and ignore the staring.

Is nobody else skilled in the art of cheerily staring looking back at them, big waving, calling out "HELLO AGAIN GERALD, HOW MANY POINTS FOR MY WHEELIE BIN GYMNASTICS TODAY?

"HI KIDS AT NUMBER 29 HOW ARE YOU!!@ GOOD GOOD SAY HELLO TO YOUR MUM FOR ME" and bellowing back answers to questions?

People who are watching others don't tend to like having it cheerily pointed out to them.

You're nowhere near their windows yet you're obsessed by their looking out of them?

And your repeated use of little brats and little shits is horrible. I don't even have children and I wouldn't want a neighbour like you.

Maybe the noise of the trampoline drives them crazy

Yup.

If you have a very large garden and put the trampoline at the end then how are u near their windows to hear what they are saying?