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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Is there anybody there?

79 replies

Jemima232 · 11/08/2019 04:12

………. and wide awake, as I am?

I am bored with trawling through MN to occupy myself.

AIBU to ask anyone else with insomnia to talk to me?

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kittlesticks · 11/08/2019 04:44

I'm awake feeding 3 week old DD. Shocked to be breast feeding this one after my DS was a nightmare to feed. She is always so far awake at 4.30am but this time. I'm so tired.

Jemima232 · 11/08/2019 04:45

@LuckyLou7

I know all about night shifts. I'm probably awake because I've done a bazillion years of shift work.

I desperately want fried eggs on toast now. To the power of eighty.

Not with jam though. Seriously not with jam.

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Mizydoscape · 11/08/2019 04:46

Yep also got a baby on the boob but I'm still in bed. DP just changed her sideways poo explosion nappy and now he's asleep again.

Jemima232 · 11/08/2019 04:47

Jeez - a third cat has just appeared in my sitting room.

We only have two cats so the third must have come in through the window.

What a cheek.

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BritWifeinUSA · 11/08/2019 04:48

8.47 pm here. DH falling asleep but he’s been busy all day with DIY stuff and cleaning. I’m wide awake watching the sunset.

ByeByeMissAmericanPie · 11/08/2019 04:50

Another one awake here with an unusual hankering for a fried egg on toast.
NOT WITH JAM 🤨

Trying to decide if I should set up another you tube session with my favourite meditation/ wind down person.

He goes by the name of Meditation Vacation. His voice is fab. Zzzzz

Jemima232 · 11/08/2019 04:51

How many of you have put your babies down and are now in the kitchen flipping eggs and chucking bread into the toaster (without fucking jam)

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Jemima232 · 11/08/2019 04:52

I suppose I could wake up DH and tell him I want sex.

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Ispywithmycynicaleye · 11/08/2019 04:55

@LittleRedSocks I know, but I had a complicated emergency c-section and the wound since has had 2 infections and keeps opening up (it was glued). I'm currently sitting here with an eye-wateringly stingy 2cm hole which I'm blaming my belly overhang for it not healing - hence the strict diet 😭

However, I am enjoying reading about toast, fried eggs and jam 🤤😂

xiona75 · 11/08/2019 04:58

The sun is coming up,the chickens are squawking and I have a lemon drizzle cake in the oven. Cats are complaining at me-I've fed then but haven't yet put out the dog food (which they prefer) so they are feeling hard done by!

kittlesticks · 11/08/2019 05:03

DD wouldn't go on less favoured boob, managed to get her on in the end and am wide awake. Going to listen to the archers and think about eggs on toast.

22Giraffes · 11/08/2019 05:08

Mmm I'll have egg on toast if you're making, thanks Wink
Seriously though I don't know why I'm awake but it seems to happen most nights, between 4-5am my eyes just ping open.
Then I'll spend ages getting back to sleep just to be woken at 7 by my kids who are more than old/capable enough to get their own breakfast Hmm uggggghhh

Squeakybubbles26 · 11/08/2019 05:09

Oh yes I'm here and awake! Feeding the baby! Well saying that she's gone back to sleep now after a good fill .. that means I should prob go to sleep too! Hmm...

Jemima232 · 11/08/2019 05:09

Eggs on Toast Eggs on Toast Eggs on Toast

Oh yum yum yum yum yum.

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Jemima232 · 11/08/2019 05:11

That means I should prob go to sleep too! Hmm

But surely you have time for some E on T?

Everyone else on this thread is now preparing this delicacy.

Without jam, I trust and pray.

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CustardCreamLover · 11/08/2019 05:14

I'm an hour later than everyone at home but I've got a wide awake baby rolling around my bed playing with his feet and his dummy whilst 'D'H sleeps in another room. Probably until 11. So I'm already feeling pissed off with the day. Apart from how cute said baby is being 😊

Not fancying fried eggs and toast though because I hate eggs but would looooooooovvvve a giant frothy creamy milky hot cappuccino!!

Mumsymumphy · 11/08/2019 05:14

I'm awake, not even been to bed yet. It's a mixture of spending Saturday drinking supermarket own brand red bull and having some me/quiet time

Jemima232 · 11/08/2019 05:16

Oh, that Red Bull, Mumsymumphy

Dangerous stuff.

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Ispywithmycynicaleye · 11/08/2019 05:23

DP just came downstairs after waking with a stomach ache and said he can't get back to sleep so he'll take over the baby duties and I can go back to bed yayyy!

Poor DP, he is driving him and his friends 3 hours to a football match tomorrow morning but he insisted I go back to bed 🥰

So here I am, all tucked up and cozy.... drifting off and dreaming of toast and soft runny fried eggs... 😴

Mumsymumphy · 11/08/2019 05:23

I know but I don't drink coffee and need caffeine 😞

LeslieYep · 11/08/2019 05:23

Glad everyone agrees eggs + jam is an abomination.
Unless in a sponge cake...

Bananasandchocolatecustard · 11/08/2019 05:25

Yet another night filled with anxiety dreams, hence me being awake 😱

Adollop · 11/08/2019 05:30

Fried eggs and jam?? No way!

I'm awake because I just broke up with my bf (again, yawn) and am angry and writing down all the reasons why it's the best thing for me. Dd has been out, got home about an hour ago and brought two friends with her, they've only just stopped talking and giggling. Hopefully all will be quiet now and maybe eventually I'll calm down and go to sleep. I have got a sleepy cat on my lap though (I'm laid on the sofa).

Sunflowers11 · 11/08/2019 05:31

Morning all, another Night Shift Worker catching a quick cuppa because it's been your usual Saturday Night here! I'm debating to go get a Sausage😁 and Egg McMuffin on the way home!

Adollop · 11/08/2019 05:34

Mmm ... sausage and egg mcmuffin ... I haven't had one in ages, I just could now!