Ben Foden marrying after 2 weeks

[Mookie81]

Una Healy's ex husband Ben Foden has married some woman he's been seeing for only 2 weeks.
After cheating, announcing his divorce on Bumble and moving halfway across the world from his kids (who he wishes he could spend more time with ) I didn't think he could be more of an arsehole but he proved me wrong!

assume he's having some sort of midlife crisis

He's 34 mind so is getting it in early. There'll be time for another one after this marriage ends..

Ooh hello!!

I have to confess to having a bit of a thing for a man in the whole hurling get up. Could even consider Marty Morrisey.

Oh, The Ride is 6ft 5 (well 1.95 m, which I think is 6ft 5).

@MrsTerryPratchett haha but you don't have to be middle-aged to like Ben Fogel! I'm early 30s and have been a fan since my teens

Well As my Nan used to say -
Marry in haste repent at leisure

Hang on. Where did they get married? Tipp wasn't it?

How does divorce law work? Is it where you're resident or where you got married that dictates the terms?

Definitely frantically cementing his future and a green card.

I hope she made him sign a pre-nup!

have a feeling he was seeing this bit on the side before he split - probably known her a long time just doesn't want anyone to know

He's an idiot and the female involved is an even bigger one.

YANBU: he's a cheating piece of 💩 who has known his piece of fluff 2 weeks so I dare say she is NOT step mother of the year anymore than he is father of the year.

He is what is commonly known as a douche canoe.... see photo for info.

Can't deny that I read that as Bin Laden.

Obviously the head on his shoulders is NOT the head he's thinking with!