to surrender myself to a half opened can of condensed milk that it winking at me from the fridge?

[SpawnHorcrux]

?

Actually, I think Moondog was right - Freaky suits me better!

I always think about really bad birthday presents when I see Pruners, as she got an umberella as a birthday present off her mum once, didn't you Pruners?

I have got a sweet tooth

I haven't got a freakishly sweet boiled down cow's milk tooth

All we need to know about Pruni is that she has sex in her vest. All else is just so much fiddle faddle

there is about 500 calories in half a tin - that would take a good hour down the gym to work off - don't do it!!!

Ahhh, but that is common knowledge Franny. Not a random oddity.

lmao at "freakishly sweet boiled down cow's milk tooth"

RIGHT THAT'S IT. I promised myself I would NOT get dragged in to Mumsnet today. Darn and bugger it. I'm orf.

All you condensed milk fans would also love dulce de leche. On Christmas eve, my sister brought me a kilo that she'd got in Argentina and by New Year, it was all eaten straight from the can with a spoon.

I think Tesco do it in their speciality section but I have resisted the temptation.

AIBU in wanting to know whether SpawnHorcrux actually did surrender to the condensed milk that was winking at her?

obviously I am...

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I'm afraid I barely put up any resistance at all. Although I did salvage some sense of self control when there was I was about a centimeter from the bottom of the tin. I washed the rest down the sink, and felt smug at my restraint (and slightly dizzy from the sugar rush).

YOU WASHED IT DOWN THE SINK????

ever so impressed at your powers of self-restraint, spawn...

Well I did consider smearing with rest over my legs as a diy waxing treatment....

Gawd Prunester - the whole of Mumsnet and their next door neighbours know you had sex in your vest.... No need to be embarressed about it!

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