to surrender myself to a half opened can of condensed milk that it winking at me from the fridge?

[SpawnHorcrux]

?

[Pruners]

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[Pruners]

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[winestein]

Gawd Prunester - the whole of Mumsnet and their next door neighbours know you had sex in your vest.... No need to be embarressed about it!

[SpawnHorcrux]

Well I did consider smearing with rest over my legs as a diy waxing treatment....

[CatIsSleepy]

ever so impressed at your powers of self-restraint, spawn...

[mawbroon]

YOU WASHED IT DOWN THE SINK????

[SpawnHorcrux]

I'm afraid I barely put up any resistance at all. Although I did salvage some sense of self control when there was I was about a centimeter from the bottom of the tin. I washed the rest down the sink, and felt smug at my restraint (and slightly dizzy from the sugar rush).

[Pruners]

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[CatIsSleepy]

obviously I am...

[CatIsSleepy]

AIBU in wanting to know whether SpawnHorcrux actually did surrender to the condensed milk that was winking at her?

[mawbroon]

All you condensed milk fans would also love dulce de leche. On Christmas eve, my sister brought me a kilo that she'd got in Argentina and by New Year, it was all eaten straight from the can with a spoon.

I think Tesco do it in their speciality section but I have resisted the temptation.

[winestein]

lmao at "freakishly sweet boiled down cow's milk tooth"

RIGHT THAT'S IT. I promised myself I would NOT get dragged in to Mumsnet today. Darn and bugger it. I'm orf.

[winestein]

Ahhh, but that is common knowledge Franny. Not a random oddity.

[chopster]

there is about 500 calories in half a tin - that would take a good hour down the gym to work off - don't do it!!!

[FrannyandZooey]

All we need to know about Pruni is that she has sex in her vest. All else is just so much fiddle faddle

[FrannyandZooey]

I have got a sweet tooth

I haven't got a freakishly sweet boiled down cow's milk tooth

[winestein]

Actually, I think Moondog was right - Freaky suits me better!

I always think about really bad birthday presents when I see Pruners, as she got an umberella as a birthday present off her mum once, didn't you Pruners?

[Pruners]

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[Filchymindedvixen]

Winestein - you are a Phenonenom!

[winestein]

Fullmoonfiend sure plays a mean pinball...

[Filchymindedvixen]

I am still in shuddery awe of you condensed milk fans. feckin weirdos.

[MyTwopenceworth]

Ahh! I remember! These name changes you keep doing flummox me!

[winestein]

Not MSN, but we have emailed a couple of times as I wanted to know what your sons names were!

[MyTwopenceworth]

Both of them are autistic. but apart from that you are spot on.

You know our names? Our rl names? How? Have we msn'd, you and I? What's our initials??? hmmmmm???

But moondog is right.

freaky.

[winestein]

Lol

(pssst, was Moondog calling me freaky or was I freakily accurate do you think? )

MTPW - I remember some recent facts about you - fear of hypnotherapy and a distant relation of your postmans friend having a hairy chin. I know that you moved from the land of the Puddings to the place of the John - I also know yours and your sons names and I think that one of them is autistic.

However, I also remember the thread that was something to do with huge fanny farts and the effect on your "beef curtains" and have been in therapy ever since, so I do try to block you from my mind lest you taint it again