To shove the leaf blower up his arse

[scrambledeggsandbeans]

WIBU to shove the gardeners leaf blower up his fecking arse,
He's been flouncing around like a fecking stupid ghostbuster for the last hour. They were supposed to come yesterday and I made sure I was out for most of the day so I wouldn't have to listen to this. It's a communal garden I'm sure my other neighbours won't mind.

Will you be providing photographic evidence of this? If so, YANBU and work away

😂😂😂😂

If I can get another neighbour involved I certainly will Bananas

I see your annoying gardener and raise my neighbour who thinks it makes it less annoying if they do it for half an hour, then break for an hour, then do it for half an hour. All fucking day.

Leafblowers are the work of the devil and I'd love them to be banned. rake the leaves up, you'll live longer.

Does he think it's Autumn? What leaves? 😀

Yanbu but please have someone take a photo of the moment, and then have it printed 10' by 10' like in Fr Ted when he kicked Bishop Brennan up the arse.

No don't go damaging the leaf blower, they are expensive, use garden rake instead.. better still a chain saw.

@echt yes that would really annoy me so you win

@onyourway

Flouncing around with a leaf blower like a ghostbuster . MN very rarely makes me laugh out loud but this made me snort.

Yanbu leave it switched on when you do it

I'm glad I'm not the only one.
You are right leaf blowers are expensive I'll use a chainsaw.

I agree, a horrible noise for 10mins is much better than an stop-start noise for hours

Is this something you as the community that use the garden contribute financially towards? If so, then maybe you have some say in how that money is used. Blowing leaves away is bad - stupid energy using blower and removing leaves which are good for the soil.

There aren't any leaves at the moment anyway.

@ ZillaPilla I'm renting I'll give my landlady a call if it goes on for much longer. They are blowing the car park at the moment it's driving me crazy!!!!!

YANBU. Guy next door was mincing about with one for bloody hours the other day. I could see him from the guest bedroom window and he was just wafting it around doing fuck all!

Shove a rake where the sun don't shine (handle first of course).

My neighbours play tag grass cutting. Instead of being inspired by the noise a mower to join in they wait till someone has finished and then start cutting their grass. On a bad day, it lasts for hours 🙁

Woman over the road from me spent 45 minutes blowing leaves off her driveway last Friday. The breeze kept blowing them back.
Leaf blowers are utterly pointless.

what's the matter with a RAKE and a BROOM, hmm???? HMMM???

Yeah neighbour no.7 had a word, it did not look like a friendly exchange.
Leaf blower is back in the van and sweeping has commenced. I love you no.7

Shove the leaf blower up his bum and give him a couple of tango slaps

What leaves? It’s summer. I’m confused.

Remember the vaseline. A big tub.

Just read your update - Yay No. 7!

Didn’t somewhere like Hampstead Garden Suburb (posh bit of London) ban them?