To shove the leaf blower up his arse

[scrambledeggsandbeans]

WIBU to shove the gardeners leaf blower up his fecking arse,
He's been flouncing around like a fecking stupid ghostbuster for the last hour. They were supposed to come yesterday and I made sure I was out for most of the day so I wouldn't have to listen to this. It's a communal garden I'm sure my other neighbours won't mind.

You all have strange minds, I have looking for you most of my life

Leaf blower for fecks sake??!! He's obviously not a David Attenborough fan is he - twit. Good for no 7 bravo

My previous neighbour did this in a kind of scattergun way - rather than just leaving it "on" and getting the job done in one, he'd turn it on in 4-5 second bursts so I'd hear vvvvVVVVVVVffff vvvvvVVVVVVffff constantly for an hour to two hours.

He also seemed to have a sense for when my baby was napping - always at different times of the day as she was totally haphazard with naps - and start exactly 5 minutes after she'd gone to sleep. Cue frightened baby hysterics: vvVVVVVVffff vvvvVVVVVVffff vvvVVVVVVVffff waaaaaAAAAAA.

I say former neighbour as I then moved continents and that was JUST about far enough from his leaf blower not to annoy me anymore

Yay for No 7

I now keep thinking this is a thread for celebrating old skool Boots skincare products.