To be irritated with the automatic linky phrases that appear automatically on some MN posts.

[boredtodeathatwork]

Like if someone mentions something like say water bottles, the site then automatically creates a link to an MN article on the best water bottles to buy!

AIBU to be annoyed by it?!

Noticed it earlier, it’s so strange!

Here goes:

Where sells the best cock rings and dildo’s?

Any advice on a good mattress?

Any jeans which fit water bottles in the pockets and look like dresses?

Reading a long thread earlier i noticed tents was showing as a link.
And the words dresses and jeans were definitely doing it.

PITA on the royal style thread because it looks as if the poster is linking something to show you and then it's MN flogging something

Been back and noticed the linky words are gone now.

Don't like this at all - it isn't clear that the links aren't from the OP which feels very deceptive.

Where can I get a large penis beaker? Asking for a friend.😳

I hate this.
I hate my oven dish, it’s too small.
I hate my oven tray. It’s too weak. Much like @MNHQ

Ah, this explains why one appeared in a post of mine earlier today. I assumed I’d clicked on something by accident, but obviously I hadn’t.
They’re bloody annoying though. How long did it take MNHQ to get rid of them last time everyone moaned?

It happened to me today on a post I made, birth plan was my unwitting and unwilling contribution to the click count. Bloody annoying.

Oh, I wanna try this:

Butt plugs

Sadly, that doesn't work. Come one MN, what gives? I buy them all the time, I swear.

Oh and now it doesn’t do it? Wtf MN? Is some fricking consistency too much to ask.

hoover

Yay

What?? Why have they done this again? They have done it before and it never gets good press. Odd indeed. I've not seen them linking to their OWN site before though :o :o :o

What about the best sausage rolls? Can we find an article for those?

Maybe it's all part of a special puzzle and will make a sentence by Christmas, the mumsnet enigma code.

What is the best washing line and has anyone been on holiday to a good hotel lately? I'd like to treat MIL to a briefcase and I am looking for a new job with pockets.

Dammit fail! Recommend a book! What's the best new family car to get? Bloody mumsnet links are by Alexa I bet...

Can I play please?
My hoover has a pretty impressive duck on it and I have often had the bottom of my my trousers go up the hoover. However as fabulous as it sounds I dont think even my hoover would be able to suck up a water bottle.
I've been told though that some people use the hoover as a replacement sex toy. Can anyone imagine a Henry-style vibrator?

It wont work on me last attempt, Hoover.

Duck= suck. Cheers autocorrect

Which mascara do you recommend?

Surely the word sling or baby carrier should have one!

You would think school uniform would work. Or maybe cloth nappies, Tampax or gimp mask.

Not doing it on app will take a. Look on mobile site.

Ooh it's does!

I need to buy a new child's car seat