To wonder who is a celebrity MNer?

[annieforever]

Got me thinking!

Which celebs do you think are on here?

Hi it's me, Naomi Campbell

If you say it on MN then it’s definitely true and we all have to believe you.

I’m Carol Decker. Really, I am.

I wonder if any celebrities ever start threads about themselves?

"I saw that Jim Davidson on the TV yesterday. I don't know why so many stupid people call him names and make out that he's sexist and racist - I've never seen him be anything but a thoroughly charming gentleman. I'm confident that his various much younger wives have seen him for the genuine top bloke that he truly is and haven't been attracted in any way to his money. I also hear that most of his closest friends are from ethnic minorities. I think it's very unfair to make crass assumptions about somebody famous whom you've never met - typical stupid hysterical cows."

"Gaaaaaah, I fell at the last hurdle!!!! Rumbled!!!!"

We are all Jeremy Kyle

I'm just a boring nobody

Who doesn't have time for MN?

That you, kerry @ ineedtogethealthy

God I love the idea that Kate Middleton is AnyFucker.

Oooh I'm not famous but I have a few famous mates. I know a few aren't necessarily on here all the time but will search their names/work here for reactions.

No idea who is actually on here, but I think Zara Phillips would make a good Mumsnetter.

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll are you LadBaby??? Haha your name is like their single but with buffet instead of city!

All I’ve learnt from this thread is that people are all far more interested in the identity of anyfucker than they are about any “celebrities”.

Anyone who has said “I’m famous” has been swiftly ignored and more speculation about anyfucker ensues. 😂

Yes and posters may well be ignoring the Real Kate Middleton ,Holly Willoughby etc, posts whilst speculating about posters who they think could be famous or could just as easily be a checkout assistant from Wolverhampton 😂

I think Victoria Beckham is on here.
And as well as Kate I think Meghan has posted & even Her Maj herself.
I wonder if the Queen posts about matched betting & frequents the Tack Room & The Doghouse.

There was a poster called KateMiddletonsOtherMum - would love it if Carole was on here.

AIBU to think DD’s DGPIL look down on me because i don’t grow my own naice ham?

I know a really well-known novelist who used to post here.

Assume all proper celebs are snorting cocaine off beautiful people's buttocks, though.

I don’t see myself as a celebrity but I do get recognised a lot. I have a family YouTube channel with over 30,000 subscribers, a ‘Famous Birthdays’ profile and a blue tick on Twitter. And a thread on Tattle about me/my family.

I is Donald Trump!

Taken anymore 18th century airifelds??

I do love the idea that Kate Middleton is AnyFucker. It would be the best disguise ever.

@BlythesEyes No, I’m Spartacus!

PawsForPizza

1. if you don’t think you’re a celeb why post about yourself in this thread about celebs
2. 30k followers is nothing; I’m sorry. I have 30k on my fb channel and it’s absolutely nothing compared to the millions people get!!!!!!!!!

I like to think that K Midders is behind one of the really sensible MNers who gives excellent advice eg FizzyGreenWater

I reckon that Kate frequents Style and Beauty giving really great advice...

I suspect Giovanna Fletcher and Emma Willis are on here

@crispysausagerolls lol yeah agree that is nothing

Or.... she could be double-bluffing and is in fact Kate Middleton? The plot thickens....