To think I don't NEED to be told not to piss on the streets of Amsterdam?

[RubberTreePlant]

Or that light harms milk?

Anyone else's adverts gone peculiar?

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When they come back around again, i'll try for a screengrab.

Now it's telling me to get a bus to Swindon. Which seems rude. I did drive through Swindon twice last week, but I don't want to stop there and I don't want to catch a bus.

Milk is something I googled, but I've expressed no interest in the Netherlands, much less visiting for an open air wee.

ad blockers are your friend here

I know, I know. I turned it off for MN in appreciation of their FWR stance.

I'm just miffed that it's spied on me well enough to identify that I pass through northern Wilts sometimes and want milk, but then concluded that I seem like I might have stag-thug tendencies

Mine seem pretty normal, ads for Actionaid and Spotify.

I've got Max Mara and White Stuff.

I checked and it doesn't say "Don't piss in White Stuff".

I've got University of Hull (not sure why), Shark hoovers (have been googling) and shared ownership homes in Brixton (no ta).

It obviously has a higher opinion of you @LakieLady

I've been profiled and found wanting.

My ads are all for Scandinavian silver antiques....

They reflect what you have been browsing. What on earth are you looking at?

Nothing @ImperfectTents ! Honestly.

This is my own ancient tablet, too. The only other person who could possibly have accessed it is the dog.

I feel like it's been poking around in my subconscious and found something dodgy

The amsterdam urine one hasn't been back since i posted the thread, though.

Unless it works at router level and not device level?

I love it when the algorithms mess up and give you weird ads, looking at your ad info on Instagram is enlightening! Mine had several Bollywood actors on the list, I've never had any interest in Bollywood films never would have searched or read anything about them in the last 5 years, but did do a term on Indian visual culture at uni so wonder if they plunder my word documents for ad insights.

When I was pregnant and engaged to my ex it obviously assumed I was a Nigerian woman and kept suggesting Nigerian wedding venues, Nigerian hairdressers, Nigerian music evenings etc. I am white British so they got that very wrong!

Thanks @Peachesandcream14 -that actually makes me feel a lot better

I think after last time, you do need telling

It must be the dog, explains the urining in Amsterdam 🤣.

I have ad blocker

but fascinated by "don't piss in the street" - sadly a lot of people seem to need to be told that!!

I've been getting really strange ads too! The dissertation writing service is my favourite. I've been getting it for weeks! No idea why. I wrote my dissertation teen years ago and don't intend to do another! 🤣

The milk one too! I don't drink the stuff. My ads haven't been tailored to me on MN for quite awhile.

Ah mine are for holidays, could fair do with one of them by myself!! And velux blinds that the kids would wreck, the OU where im just entering my last year and a hose on amazon. Magic

We've just booked a holiday to holland next summer note to self dont pee outside in amsterdam

I'm being sold a work bench I made a bird house once, about thirty years ago.

Sometimes it likes to sell me expensive private schools.

I don't think it has a proper grasp of me.

I love a good "ugly stuff on the high street" thread. Clicking on all the Per Una monstrosities will mess up my ads for weeks

He can try @Ticklingcheese Little does he know I've lost his passport.

@CornerofUpandDown , thank GOD it's not just me. Weird n't it?