To think I don't NEED to be told not to piss on the streets of Amsterdam?

[RubberTreePlant]

Or that light harms milk?

Anyone else's adverts gone peculiar?

Think I have worked out mine. The ads on top of page are clearly things I have searched. The ads on the right are apparently random.

What I don't get, is why you get the interesting/funny ones?
So far I have airlines, airport parking, civil engineering bachelor courses and headphones... Guess I'm just dull 😀.

I was flooded with ads for dry, itchy skin and psoriasis (which I don't have) but now it's new build small houses near me and a job in Hackney which is not at all near me.

Recent update - a Harley Davidson motorbike!!!

Today I get ...gpr underground surveys, perhaps this is so I can check our the structural stability of the posh private school that was selected for me yesterday?

I've got an add popping up for a dissertation writing service. Is that even legal?

I usually have bitchy clothes (seriously, there is a brand called «nasty gal» ) or baby things (DC are 5+) or luxurious jewelery/holiday (unfortunately never due to DH planning to surprise me)

I have this amazing top

I just get this one.
I assume is about stopping smoking.
I’ve never smoked.