AWBU to do stuff like this? [lighthearted!]

[WillyWielderandtheChocolateFac]

Before you all froth up, I am NOT a troll, been here ages (I refuse to now list all the hilarious quotes from classics that would apparently prove this, you know the drill).

My question is - how weird are you with your husband/wife/boyfriends/girlfriends when you're in private?

I ask because in the last few days I, in a hunger-induced state of giddiness, asked if I could have a go of holding OH's penis while he had a piss. He was initially concerned - he did look at me as though I had lost the plot and then said I would 'do it wrong' - but I gave it a shot and it was very funny (although maybe you had to be there).

In the past we have had other ridiculous escapades such as the time he made me wash him in the bath while he tried to be as much of a dead weight/unhelpful as possible (very funny, ends up with a very wet bathroom), and the time when we spent several days citizens-arresting each other for things around the house and then forcing the other to sit through a trial where the judge was our dog before they could go free (e.g. on trial for using last of the milk, dog walked away which was a clear indication that His Honour was sentencing the defendant to go to the shop for more but also to beg forgiveness).

Are we especially weird? Do other couples do stupid inane shit like this when they're alone?

one of my favourite jokes is if DP asks for a drink I will only put a tiny bit in the bottom of the glass, just a dribble. When I bring it out and he asks for a bit more, I apologise, go back and fill it up to the absolute brim so that you can barely carry it without spilling. It’s really childish but makes us both laugh.

Another one is in Tesco if we walk by something embarrassing like anusol or fungal cream we will loudly point it out and say ‘here’s what you wanted!!’ and wave it in the air.

Another one I enjoyed was DP kept getting annoyed at me for leaving the milk out, so I started leaving it around the house in weird places - in his side of the bed, on the tv etc. Once he came home from work and I put it on the floor by the front door so it was the first thing he saw.

It’s all very silly but it really makes us laugh.

DP wont let me hold his penis as he says "you'll aim it all over the place"

If dh has a disliking for someone I cut out pictures and place them somewhere for him to find. Donald Trump has been everywhere. In his car, tool box, pockets, drawers, shower head, washing line, pillow, inside laptop.