To be annoyed my neighbour is in her hot tub

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With some bloke and the music on right under my bedroom window?

Put on a satin black dressing gown and bright red lipstick and, with a martini glass in your hand, stick your head out the window and ask if there’s room for one more.

Ha ha these are brilliant! I just asked them to keep it down and they were quite reasonable but sounded a tad surprised. As if sitting in an outdoor bath in the dark is normal on a cold Thursday night in May

I would let her know by politely shining a torch out the upstairs window and explaining that you have work in the morning.

If this doesn't work, make sure you play music in the garden when she is trying to sleep after shift work. If she mentions this, explain that she keeps you awake at night, so mutual consideration is reasonable.

If this doesn't work, then feel free to take up suggestions above.

Well done OP

Wait until its warmer and they start shagging in it

Is it a blow up one? If so, put up with it for now then when she is out, jump the fence and stab it.

Some good ones here.
I love the seagull ones .
I do wonder dies she realise , or if she does, does she care?
Need to nip in bud asap.

I'm not surprised she seemed annoyed about the BBQ. 'Hi DNeighbour, I'm having a few people round for a gathering in the garden, just thought I'd pop round and invite you...to close your window thanks bye' 😬

Bacterial soup yum legionnaires disease tell her to google it fester in hot tubs...on saturday the water will be bubbling away with temps at 27 degrees...great breeding ground....slip a photocopy of an article under her door

or turn on hose pipe and aim...

They are as grim as a bath.

YANBU

Ughhh.
Hot tubs are just testicle tea.

Add a Disco/Laser show app to your phone and point towards them, turn up your stereo and join the party......

Make seagull sounds and drop a big spoonful of natural yogurt into the tub. That’ll shift them. 😁

OMG I can't stop chuckling at this! 🤣🤣

Even better get the UV Light/Black Light app and point, CSI-style, to see what it detects and ping her a photo of it. She might be deterred lol

Ha ha sagrada I see your point but it was just a friend and her husband and their kids.

@seagulls/yoghurt

Thank you for the early morning laugh👍

Have you contemplated “accidentally” kicking the stereo into the sex pond?

My neighbours have a pretty big garden but their hot tub is up against the joint fence. They have tall shrubs at their side along the fence and for some unknown reason green lighting accompanies the hot tub.

So from March onwards their garden looks like an alien landing sight with green lit mist rising up through the foliage. They are even out there in the rain-it has no cover.

Maybe I'm wrong and there is some kind of low budget Hollywood movie being filmed next door! They can often be out there till 2/3am. 😭

Trixie - AAAAARGH!

thought hot tubs were very last year

My neighbours have a hot tub and see it fit to be blasting out tunes into the early hours 🙄 We live in a small village and I'm sure the sound carries around the whole village.

@lunar1 do you live in my house?!

How far does a bottle of Fairy liquid spray? A big skoosh of that out the window into the hot tub should halt proceedings for a while.

I'm minded of that film where a kid chucks a mars bar in the swimming pool.