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Just realised I've been saying this wrong for over 30 years.

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FirstNameSurname · 30/05/2019 17:11

Open and close a chair. I've always said this, as have my family. Asked a friend to close a chair for me and she hadn't a clue what I was one about. I've realised it doesnt make much sense. Now shes explained the in and out version I feel so stupid. Now I have the task of reteaching DCs.

Does anyone else say open and close chairs?

OP posts:
100percentplease · 30/05/2019 17:11

No

ANewDawn10 · 30/05/2019 17:11

What do you even mean by this?

IvanaPee · 30/05/2019 17:11

Confused No!

HollowTalk · 30/05/2019 17:12

Do you mean those folding chairs?

HollowTalk · 30/05/2019 17:12

Or pull it out from under the table?

PouncerDarling · 30/05/2019 17:12

What??

SandunesAndRainclouds · 30/05/2019 17:13

The only time I’d open or close a chair is if it’s folding - ie a deck chair!

MashedSpud · 30/05/2019 17:13

Are they deck chairs?

AwdBovril · 30/05/2019 17:13

Err, I'm stumped?

dementedpixie · 30/05/2019 17:13

I have no idea what you're talking about?

redzebra10 · 30/05/2019 17:13

i'd open a deck chair, is that what you mean

IvanaPee · 30/05/2019 17:14

Well if it’s a folding chair then that makes sense because what else would you do with it?

CuriousaboutSamphire · 30/05/2019 17:14

Pull it in and out from under a table?

dementedpixie · 30/05/2019 17:15

Do you mean pull a chair out for you?

MrsMozartMkII · 30/05/2019 17:15

What context do you use it in? And what do you think it should be if you think you've been saying it wrong?

FirstNameSurname · 30/05/2019 17:16

Instead of pushing a chair in I've been saying close the chair. Instead of pulling a chair out, I've called that opening a chair. Sounds silly now I've actually thought about it.

OP posts:
MenuPlant · 30/05/2019 17:17

Not heard this either does it mean pull out out / push it in to the table?

MenuPlant · 30/05/2019 17:17

Xposts lol

FirstNameSurname · 30/05/2019 17:18

Nope not a deck or folding chair, that would actually make sense. A chair at a table.

OP posts:
YetAnotherUser · 30/05/2019 17:18

Who taught you to say "open a chair"? Did your parents and partner not say anything in all these years?

AllOverIt · 30/05/2019 17:19

🤣

SuziQ10 · 30/05/2019 17:21

This made me chuckle OP!

Grumpiestcat · 30/05/2019 17:23

I think it sounds quite logical. I might start using it myself!

nc100 · 30/05/2019 17:24

😂

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 30/05/2019 17:27

But where did you pick this up from? I've literally never heard anyone use this expression, ever!

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