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DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops · 30/05/2019 09:19

Please cheer me up! I had the viewing from hell last night; the place was filthy and you could tell the Estate Agent was mortified. Due to other issues, I declined to put in an offer and have other viewings lined up, but I've started to exhaust my area for now and I'm feeling a little jaded.

Please tell me I'm not alone in backing away in horror and tell me all about the worst viewings you've had!

Oh- and I'm not a journo. The Daily Mail can piss off and write their own shitty copy.

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drsausage · 30/05/2019 16:55

Not really a 'worst' experience but an odd one.

While we were in the garden the neighbours leaned over the fence and said 'Just so you know, that's our toilet - we haven't got an indoor one.'

drsausage · 30/05/2019 16:56

Sorry, didn't finish...

...the toilet was at the bottom of the garden of the house we were looking at.

Minniemagoo · 30/05/2019 16:58

We viewed a house that had a garden full of half built brick garages. There was a big on right across the back taking up half the garden and one either side of the path down. None were finished or roofed.

MitziK · 30/05/2019 17:10

I needed to move due to disability. My requirements weren't particularly onerous - house, two bedrooms, shower, step free access and a garden, easy access to public transport. Parking/a driveway would be nice, but not essential.

  1. Three bedroom house. Ten minutes navigating various alleyways, cul de sacs and strange numbering systems from the 'resident's secure car park' (an isolated patch of concrete surrounded by derelict garages and no street lighting) to find somewhere with a five foot muddy slope to slide down to the front door, that still had the crackhouse closure notice pasted on it, security grilles on every window and, apparently, the five foot high fence at the back was perfect protection. I peered over it. That was apparently where the Police forced entry on the raid because the remains of a reinforced steel door were hanging off the hinges.

I left. And nearly got mugged on the way back. We passed the bus stop after driving roughly a mile - the service was between 10 and 2, one bus an hour.

  1. Two bedroom house. Near the bus stop. Got there and not only was there a set of crumbling steps descending about 20 foot down to the from door and the landslide from the last heavy rain was covering the front wall of it up to just below the windowsill, it was clear from the election posters slapped all over the place that the local BNP Candidate lived next door.

I left.

  1. Two bedroom house was actually a maisonette. It was pissing down, the external stairs were open to the elements, were covered in slime and a mini waterfall. A bloke came down as I was wondering what had happened to the handrail that should have been there with his two Pitbulls, smiled and said hello. I was encouraged to look at the garden. The bloke with the Pitbulls had made an arrangement with the owner that he would use it for his dogs, so had changed the fencing to make both gardens his. It wouldn't surprise me if it were either coercion or he'd sold it to him. As I stood there, trying to work out the appropriate words, I realised why the roof was covered in shit. The bloke downstairs kept pigeons.

I left.

  1. Stood outside a rather nice Victorian two bed waiting for the EA, as the numbers didn't seem to match up. Turns out the two bed house was actually a one bed flat on the 12th floor of the block round the corner, through a skanky underpass that was being used by rough sleepers as a toilet overlooking both the railway tracks and a notorious spot for suicides. 'Oh, well, I'm sure there will be a lift if you're going to be fussy about stairs'. As I stood there on crutches.

I left.

  1. Two bed house. Nearest bus stop was three miles away 'but everybody drives now'. Steepest hill in the world to get there. The ten steps down to the front door had been replaced by a stairlift, which I could pay to have removed, apparently, as it didn't work. And the quiet location was only before the local rugby club had built their new clubhouse exactly three foot away from the back fence.

I left.

  1. A two bed house. Only accessible by walking down an unlit alleyway from the train station. Thirty foot drop from the end of the alley, cars parked at almost 45 degrees on the slope of the road with windows smashed and messages saying 'Dont park in my space agan' on them.

I left without even seeing more than the roof of the house. To get caught up in the aftermath of the tenth railway fatality that year - it was another notorious suicide spot, as the other platform was only accessible from a bridge with no real protection for the mentally unwell.

  1. Two bed house. The six steps to the front door on the other houses had been replaced. The entire garden was covered in a Helter-Skelter like ramp with four turns, the kitchen was designed so that you had exactly two foot to get in through the door as they had installed cupboards that overlapped it, a sticky out unit that was the only worksurface was in your way, so you had to shuffle sideways to get past the oven towards the sink and then the garden was a 60 degree slope of concrete liberally dotted with gnomes that had been cemented into place. And the staircase was so narrow that it was impossible to get up it without using the stairlift.

By that point, as soon as I had details of a place that actually had two bedrooms, 200 yards from bus stops, 500 from a train station and I could physically get to the front door without needing either untested/malfunctioning electrical equipment or mountaineering gear, I had pretty much made up my mind before I saw inside.

SnapCrackleFarted · 30/05/2019 17:14

Went to view one house where the owner refused to let us view the three bedrooms as her baby was asleep in the middle one. She was then most put out that we didn’t want to make an offer on the spot.

I live in the US now and here you view houses with your own agent, owner isn’t there. Saw some very interesting sights. One with a huge six-foot cross above the bed. Crosses were a bit of a thing as another friend bought a house with literally hundreds of metal decorative crosses on the walls all over the house. She was finding them for weeks as they were even hung inside cupboards.

Another house we saw had rainbow ombré walls - it was actually really well executed and had obviously been cleverly planned out - just odd taste.

The showstopper though was one with a clearly bodged basement. The rest of the house was okay but the basement was only half finished and completely unstable. The owners two dogs had wandered down with us and one gently bumped a pillar. A piece of wood fell from the ceiling, and the whole thing began creaking and plasterboard cracked. Our agent quickly ushered us and the dogs back up the stairs before the whole place collapsed!

bigKiteFlying · 30/05/2019 17:16

Rental - when we'd be moving soon with new born baby and toddler I was so far along in pg DH had travel alone to see.

It was filthy, toilet and back door were broken, garden full of junk and needles and weeds - it was horrific EA had been off all morning with him and he asked what they hell she was playing at wasting his time - she claimed all the work would be done to improve it as soon as we moved in Hmm as he pointed out with toddler and new born that's was really what we wanted she shrugged.

At one booked viewing one couple didn't answer the door and we could hear them rowing behind it. In end they did - but he was in garden with massive dog so we couldn't look at back of the house and a child was asleep so couldn't see the third and smallest room.

Buying here EA kept cancelling despite us having to travel 100 of miles for viewings. Current house last one to see before heading on train back with kids estate agent turn up without the keys – he suggested rebooking another day before reluctantly heading back to office for them – luckily owner saw us and allowed us to look round. We ended up buying it despite the agent.

SurfnTerfFantasticmissfoxy · 30/05/2019 17:29

In a previous job many moons ago -part of my role was to show HNW clients around properties which were for sale 'off the market'. I met with one particular client who was looking for a country home and arranged for her to view a literal castle (£4million plus) Upon arrival we were met by the housekeeper who was wearing her slipper and smoking a roll up. She handed us the keys and told us to 'knock ourselves out'. We approached the property to see a dog run absolutely FULL of dog shit. We proceeded inside to find that the vendors had hosted a massive house party and left without clearing up. The 'housekeeper' had also not seen fit to do anything about the mess. As we went round we found;

  1. Vomit on the floor
  2. Dirty knickers and a bra hanging over the bannister
  3. Dog shit on a very expensive looking rug
  4. Candles had been lit and stuck to the mahogany dining room table with their own melted wax
  5. Curtains pulled down
  6. Vomit in unflushed toilets
I have never seen anything like it in my life and it still blows my mind that the vendors and the housekeeper both were party to the arrangement to view and knew what we'd find! I suspect they were being forced to sell and were expressing themselves in a form of dirty protest.....
HighlyUnlikely · 30/05/2019 17:39

Ah yes, the bath in the kitchen - viewing a flat when I was at Uni, shown in by a creepy Landlord (who lived downstairs). You could have literally leaned out of the bath and put some toast under the grill. We crept out and fled down the street.

Went to view a property in SW London, the EA warned us beforehand that the current residents had moved from a much larger property and kept all their furniture from there. I've never seen so much stuff squeezed into a modest 2 bedroomed semi. There was just a pathway through all the wardrobes, dressers and chests of drawers in the hall. Went into the lounge and it was so full we could only stand in the doorway - then I spotted an elderly man sitting in an armchair in a far corner of the room. I can't think how he managed to get in there, unless he went in before the furniture and couldn't get out again.

MyShinyWhiteTeeth · 30/05/2019 17:42

I was looking for a rental property. Mostly saw mould, unclean bathrooms and holey carpets, lino and poorly fitted flooring.

The worst one had all the above plus broken blinds in every room, painted very badly with drips on carpet, over the window panes. Cupboards had doors hanging off, room doors didn't fit (too short with huge gap under door) or wouldn't close. Bath was disgusting, every tap seemed to leak.

This house is around the corner from my house and remains empty most of the time. Only the truly desperate seem to take it but don't stay very long. I don't understand why the landlord doesn't do some basic repairs.

Cocobean30 · 30/05/2019 17:44

My mum used to work as an EA about 15 years ago. She had gone to check out a house before listing it, she let herself in and it was extremely creepy. There were scratches in the walls under the downstairs windows and on the windowsills/glass. In the main bedroom upstairs the outline of a coffin was drawn on the floor. Better yet, in the cellar, were two big metal hoops and chains drilled in to the wall. She spoke to the neighbours and apparently a single man lived there and often had lots of people coming in and out of the house (this would fit in with weird rituals, hence the coffin shape upstairs, apparently this is part of a Masonic ritual). Guess what he had been keeping in the cellar? A pet monkey, mum guessed the monkey had caused the scratches under the windows Shock Confused

The house can’t up for rent recently which prompted her to tell me the story!!

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 30/05/2019 17:51

We viewed one flat that had very low level lightbulbs throughout so very gloomy.

All the door frames had been amended so they were arches and the place smelled horrible (when we opened the curtains there was a row of decomposing apples in a row along the inside window ledge).

There were plastic dolls heads all over the place and the bathroom had an interesting installation of a fish tank filled with plastic lobsters and glowing fairy lights. There wasn’t a main ceiling light in there and no windows so god knows what else there was in there (we theorised a body in the tub judging by the smell).

There was also lobsters and fairy lights stuck to the living room walls, and a shrine (dig into the wall) to the Virgin Mary and Marilyn Monroe (more fairy lights and plastic roses).

The estate agent sighed when he opened the door and bundled us out pdq. We call it the serial killers flat.

liitlepenguin · 30/05/2019 17:54

4 bedroom house in a Naice area. Had been on the market for 8 months and reduced several times. We knew it had to be bad as houses in the area usually sold quite quickly.

As soon as we arrived EA asked us if we liked animals . Opened the door. Ushered us inside to be greater by bare floors and 8 cats. Snakes. Guinea pigs. Rabbits. Everywhere. The house stank of piss.

The floors had been ripped up in several rooms and there was just newspaper on the floor 🤮

We bought it !!! Ripped everything out and re did the whole house !! Re wire / plaster new everything

It was the only way we could have afforded it !!

Whilst ripping everything out discovered the laminate floor upstairs had been laid over old carpet. Hmm

qj17 · 30/05/2019 18:02

A toilet in a wardrobe! The end 🤣

CocteauTwin · 30/05/2019 18:03

This thread reminded me of a flat I viewed 20 years ago, being sold by an elderly lady and her daughter. The flat hadn't been decorated in decades but the thing I remember most was the shrine to Princess Diana which took pride of place in the living room. How I got out without laughing out loud I'll never know.

Lasttobepickedatgames · 30/05/2019 18:09

A rental property circumstances being the home owner found love and he was moving in with his new Mrs. Looked round to discover the overwhelming smell permeating the address was a patch of damp carpet rotting infront of a mirror (where I assume homeowner stood admiring his physique after a shower) It got worse as the garage, a strong selling point, was not going to be made available as the homeowner was going to store all his things (clutter mostly star wars themed) in there. The doors were all on upside down so they dragged over the carpet and let light in at the top. It was just bloody bizarre. Had a friend with me viewing who was horrified too so wasn't just me.

cheesenpickles · 30/05/2019 18:09

One place we went to was a reasonably good sized four bedroom house. The family living there were renting and every single room was filled with beds. I think there had to be 14 people living there and half the rooms we couldn't go into as people were asleep. It was SO awkward.

The absolute worse was a gorgeous house on a expensive street. The ea was late and reminded us of gill from the Simpsons. He opened the door and there was a huge stack of post and old lady smell. The place was like a time capsule. Flamingo pink bathroom. Pre-war wiring. Old lady's clothes were hung up in the wardrobe. Basically said the owner had died "she didn't die in the house... it just as they wheeled her out of the garden to the ambulance"

He also said that we could "keep" all the furniture and even the clothes "if we wanted them". Then tried to get us to put an offer in there and then. The whole place was an absolute nightmare and the amount of money to do it up would have been insane.

I came out and just cried for the little lady that must have loved her home. All the pictures of her grandkids were still up.... we could have had those too if we wanted.

myusernameisnotmyusername · 30/05/2019 18:24

When we first moved to the city we live in now we arranged about ten viewings in one day as we'd had to make a 100 mile trip. Some viewings no one showed up. Some houses were student properties and we didn't realise. They were real eye openers- one there was a dining table covered with stuff including loads of chocolate and sweets. This man with long hair and 'rocker' clothes offered my daughter a chocolate bar to which she was like I don't take sweets from strangers. Another one the bedroom ceiling was covered in mould. The last property of the day was the one we live in now. We're now moving again and there's been some funny ones.

Ilovemylabrador · 30/05/2019 18:25

We wanted to move and had our property on with the EA and were looking to upsize so she knew all about us and our dogs etc so assumed we wouldn’t mind seeing someone that had dogs 🐕 - no we replied and we went to look at a nice house - there were 27 greyhounds in the house and garden 😱the smell was revolting - a couple yes, 27 of them plus a house pig - err no

BuildBuildings · 30/05/2019 18:25

I rented in London for a while. Almost all of the properties were shocking. Saw one near Brixton that had a balcony type thing out of the kitchen as house was on a hill so the back room was one storey up. Balcony looked like it was made of pallets and had a hole in it where the wood had broken. Cheeky EA didn't even mention the death trap element and just said yeah so it's got a balcony. The rest of the flat was a dump too.

BuildBuildings · 30/05/2019 18:27

Also my sister once had a job that involved going into peoples homes to value them. Not an EA. Once at a valuation she saw a full size football club themed coffin in the bedroom. Confused

BlueThang · 30/05/2019 18:49

My dh and I viewed a property, 2 cottages that were being sold as one unit, on a large plot of land. On paper it seemed ideal. We knew it was going to be run down as nothing had been done to it for a number of years, however the estate agent really sold it to us down the phone and told us it just needed a little "updating".

We arrived at this property and the first thing we saw were 50+ scrapped cars dumped on every inch of the land surrounding the cottages. There was a man who looked like he belonged in the film 'The Hills have Eyes' standing by one of the cars holding mallet and glaring at us. There was litter and bags of rubbish dumped everywhere. At the front door there were 5 or 6 rickety looking hutches stacked on top of each other, each containing ferrets.

The inside of the house was horrific- every surface of the kitchen piled high with dirty dishes and cups, the floor had some sticky substance on it, there were sheets of newspapers stuck to the floor, a number of litter trays over flowing with animal poo, boxes stacked high against every wall, filth on every surface, mud (?) smears up most of the walls, the place smelt horrendous, holes in the carpets. There was a woman slumped on the sofa in the living room who completely ignored us and a filthy toddler and baby crawling around on the sticky floor. The bedrooms were just as bad- boxes stacked up high against every wall and a big pile in the centre of every bedroom- it was like a maze weaving through the boxes and the beds were all surrounded by boxes. My description doesn't even come close to describing how vile this house was.

The estate agent apologised to us when we got upstairs and away from the woman and he said he hadn't realised how awful it was and complained about the filth. At that point a child of about 8 stuck her head up from behind a box and glared at us which caused the estate agent to get all flustered. The other cottage was fine, just old and dusty, but as we left that cottage the estate agent told us not to go near the grass on that side of the property as their had been some issue with the septic tank and the grass area was now boggy with sewage.

Viewing the property was literally the most revolting experience of my life, not to mention fairly scary as the cottage, the conditions and the tenants were like something out of a horror movie. We didn't buy the property, not because it was horrifically filthy, but because there were some question marks about a paddock that had just been sold next to the house and the estate agent was cagey about what this land was going to be used for (a housing estate). The cottages did sell a few months later and have now been converted into a lovely house. The estate agent later told us that all the cars, plus all the contents of the house were left behind when the tenants moved out and the new owner had to pay a fortune to get rid of it all.

PickAChew · 30/05/2019 19:07

Some of these sound horrendous. I remember encountering a stark bollock naked student, sitting on a bare mattress, eating ramen noodles while scouting out various mushroom infested dumps, as a student in the 80s.

Tge houses we viewed a couple of years ago all had varying degrees of wonky, sticking doors, lights not working, mysterious damp patches, terrible paint work and misted up, overly hot, conservatories were pretty much obligatory but one house ticked all the boxes, despite all this. It wasn't a particularly exciting house but we could definitely see how it could work for us. That was until we walked into the conservatory with countless misted up panes and discovered that most of the garden was a wee strewn patio about 10' below us with steep concrete steps with a dodgy railing without solid sides being the only means of accessing it. We weren't looking for a large garden, but we were looking for a safe, enclosed area for our autistic teen to hang out in.

The house did sell, to people with a young family, judging by the pics when they put it back on the markets, a year later.

Peperpiperpickedwrong · 30/05/2019 19:07

2 bed semi occupied by a bloke that didn’t move off the sofa and there were overflowing ashtrays everywhere, the house seemed fine but needed loads of decorating but when we asked if we couldn’t have a look at the garden which we could see was waist high with uncut grass his reply was “you can’t really, it’s full of dog shit” right on cue a huge Alsatian appeared out of the grass and leapt at the patio door.

Filthy dirty house with crumbling kitchen, faded, rotten, filthy carpets, swags of rotting curtains at the windows, lights thick with dust and hadn’t been decorated since the 80’s. After his wife had left him 20 plus years before the bloke hadn’t touched the house. We bought it Grin only 3 rooms left to completely redecorate.

TitusP · 30/05/2019 19:18

@Puzzledandpissedoff - Yes, we have "guides" - thought to be fair they aren't better than some of the younger flashy estate agents round here. One guide we nicknamed "Saturday man" because we viewed several houses with him and he would respond to every question with "I don't know I only work Saturdays.". I would have to tell him about the houses from the particulars.

To the estate agent upthread (sorry I can't find the post now), interesting what you say about dirty houses. A lot of houses we saw were filthy but when we were having estate agents round to value our last home which was genuinely clean we had a cleaner, I said to him that we would make sure it looked like this for all viewings and he very condescendingly replied that potential buyers expected that as standard. I thought not if they are the same people whose homes we are viewing to buy!

TitusP · 30/05/2019 19:19

*aren't much worse