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To ask for your Tory double-barrelled leadership name?

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yolofish · 27/05/2019 21:24

To get your Tory double-barrelled leadership name:

  1. Your middle name
  2. The name of the first road you lived on
  3. Your favourite kitchen utensil

I'm going with Angela Cloudesdale-Towcester (posh spelling of toaster doncha know)

OP posts:
TurboTeddy · 28/05/2019 00:10

Maria Wilderley Ricer

seesawteddy · 28/05/2019 00:34

Katherine South-Spatula 😂

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 28/05/2019 00:42

Lulu Cowley-Fish-Slice

Giggorata · 28/05/2019 01:20

Rowena Farley-Nutribullet.

AngeloMysterioso · 28/05/2019 01:26

Louisa Rayne-Reamer

EarlyModernParent · 28/05/2019 01:31

Winifred Hoopern Canelle-Grater.

tobee · 28/05/2019 01:33

Clare Rosebushes-Minichopper

ineedaknittedhat · 28/05/2019 02:48

Patricia Sidney-Jug

LuubyLuu · 28/05/2019 03:03

Margaret Adenauerstrasse-Sieve

HerRoyalNotness · 28/05/2019 03:18

Leigh Dover-Wusthof

Crapplepie · 28/05/2019 03:54

As a true Tory, I have no first name. The chaps at Oxbridge wouldn't use a first name anyway!

I shall go by Plane-storage solutions in my pantry by Lakeland (the third).
Storage pronounced store-aaaaj natch Grin

Longdistance · 28/05/2019 03:59

Martha Willow-Picklefork

I’ll take that!

Frannibananni · 28/05/2019 04:22

Mae MountLuke LeCrueset Pot

ElizabethMainwaring · 28/05/2019 04:40

Elizabeth Tewkesbury-Cheese Grater.

TheMightyPigsbum · 28/05/2019 04:45

Anne Earlsbrook-Le Creuset

BlueWonder · 28/05/2019 04:54

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

mathanxiety · 28/05/2019 05:01

Mary Trimelston-Baster

I fear my election posters would be defaced.

MrsMonkeyBear · 28/05/2019 05:38

Dawn Offa-Spiralizer

VirginiaWolfHall · 28/05/2019 05:45

Catherine Moorham-Patissier Grin

stella1know · 28/05/2019 05:58

Larissa Milton-Lapresso

(Nespresso machine)

Broken11Girl · 28/05/2019 06:27

Louise Cherrytree-Spoon

radgybadger · 28/05/2019 06:29

Elizabeth Marton-Dualit Grin

CharlyAngelic · 28/05/2019 06:38

Jane Pennycook-Scale

Fraxion · 28/05/2019 06:39

Elizabeth Mackie-Ninja Grin

Buscake · 28/05/2019 06:45

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