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What is the biggest BS story someone has told you?

313 replies

TripleHFa · 24/05/2019 00:16

In school a friend claimed he was sat on the side of the road and a guy in a car drove past and took his DR pepper.

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StealthPolarBear · 24/05/2019 10:24

Love these

Ca55andraMortmain · 24/05/2019 10:27

@WeShouldOpenABar interesting! I'm not from Dublin, but aforementioned liar is!

Sniv · 24/05/2019 10:30

strong as a chimp Grin

Once a girl at school told us she'd been standing by the edge if a road in flip flops. A car suddenly swerved towards her, so she jumped backwards, leaving her flip flops behind. The car ran right a tire track right over the middle of them.

chandylier · 24/05/2019 10:33

Some kind of sas special forces operative

A brain tumour

Same person

TheTitOfTheIceberg · 24/05/2019 10:33

I worked with a woman who had alcohol problems (that bit was true) and she fabricated all manner of attention-seeking stories. I can't remember half of them but I do recall she claimed to have caught her brother in the act of committing suicide and 'cut him down'. It was complete bollocks as it turned out she didn't even have a brother.

When I was about 9/10 I was at school with a girl who claimed her aunt or cousin or someone owned some kind of horse farm/ranch/stable type thing. She promised she was going to arrange to have a few horses brought in for me and some of our other friends to ride. It was so elaborate - she spent ages 'matching' us to the right horse on paper, told us all their names, colours, what they were like to ride etc. The day before it was supposed to happen, the relative had suffered some bereavement - can't remember the details now, her favourite horse had died maybe? - and it had to be postponed. It was all a complete fantasy. One of the teachers apparently bumped into this girl's parents while shopping and made some comment about how excited we all were about the horses coming and it all unravelled. My school friend's parents made her apologise to us all and admit it was made up. I was gutted! (and also obviously very gullible!)

There have been some corkers on here too. Wedding dress troll with the Lovely Friend was a particular highlight Grin

pushingdaisies · 24/05/2019 10:34

Potentially outing but I knew someone who claimed they were born at a certain festival during the set of a famous band. The band weren't even together then, let alone headlining festivals. They told a lot of lies, some were quite twisted but obviously BS

SissySpacekAteMyHamster · 24/05/2019 10:36

In was at school with a girl who told whoppers, they got progressively darker.

Started out with her being asked to look after horses in a field near her house, and her friends would be able to ride them. Cue lots of last minute reasons why couldn't happen that day including one being a circus horse who refused to move and had to be returned to the field.

Had a kitten. Kitten died. Very sad. Brother, who lived in the same house, didn't know a thing about this kitten.

Was getting phone calls from her dead mum who wasn't really dead wanting to meet her. She wasn't to tell her dad as there was some huge conspiracy.

There were lots more but in the end she got told to stop the bullshit or she would have no friends.

Can't remember her ever spinning any more after that.

No longer in touch, but I hear she is a teacher now.

WhoWasIt · 24/05/2019 10:41

Ive just remembered another one.
Many moons ago when i was around 17, I had a boyfriendof the same age, who who told an outrageous lie in front of my family. We were all sat eating sunday lunch and somehow the conversation got onto an uncle of mine who had just been diagnosed with lung cancer. All of a sudden he just piped up with 'I've had lung cancer' we all just looked at him like Shock
He then went on to say that he had it when he was 6 years old and the surgeons removed both his lungs and connected his windpipe to his tummy so he could breath,
My dad actually asked him if he wasn't mistaken and had the surgeon connected his windpipe to his arse?
He was dumped before pudding was served.

ReturnofSaturn · 24/05/2019 10:41

Once worked with a colleague, a lady in her 50's at a print shop.
Well everyday there was a different story:

She wrote an episode of breaking bad.

Her grandmother gave birth at 55 and that child died falling into a pot of boiling water.

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 24/05/2019 10:43

My grandmother once convinced me that she and her sister were trapeze artists, and her father was the catcher. I believed this until I was much too old. DH fell about laughing when I told him earnestly that my nan was in a circus.

Reaah · 24/05/2019 10:43

I had a boyfriend who told me he had a 5 year old daughter, the mother of the daughter would not let him have contact, apparently he turned up at his daughters school one day and said he was taking her out for day, took her from the classroom and spent the whole weekend with her, taking her to different places and they had a great time together.

We got back together after a couple of years (only for a month or so) the daughter was never mentioned again.

WhoWasIt · 24/05/2019 10:43

He also said that when he was a kid he had ridden his bicycle into the rear corner of a bus and the impact had bent his ribs inwards. He simply wouldn't accept that everyone's ribcage is naturally curved inwards, with or without riding into a stationary bus. Hmm

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 24/05/2019 10:44

whowasit that's sick. I'm so glad you dumped him. Angry

JuniperNarni · 24/05/2019 10:49

She was moving to Australia but when she got to the airport they told her that her passport had expired so she just went home and forgot about it.

lyralalala · 24/05/2019 10:50

I worked with a guy whose wife went through a difficult pregnancy. He had numerous afternoons where he begged to leave because of bleeding etc. All very supportive and we did a lovely big collection (the size of the place meant the collection was around £700) and cooed over his daughter when he brought her in.

Three months later he came in devastated. Wife was pregnant again and they were panicking about how they'd cope, but they couldn't face a termination. Again endless time off, early finishes and on numerous occasions he turned up with the original baby as his wife wasn't well. Everyone took turns of keeping an eye on her in the break room because he was so worried and scared about losing his job.

This went on the entire duration and then he announced (a week late which surprised people given the endless problems) they'd had another baby girl. Again congratulated, huge collection and everyone delightedly cooing over the photos. He promised to bring her in, but said his wife was very panicky over her as she was very small etc etc.

When the baby was a month old we had a new staff member start. In the staff room, in his earshot, she mentioned where she used to work. He walked out the room, left the site and didn't come back for a week.

Turned out the second baby was bullshit, he just realised how much time off he could get (it was very flexible and everyone covered for each other kind of place). He had planned to say she'd miscarried, but then one of our colleagues miscarried at work and he couldn't bring himself to say it. Amazingly he was allowed to keep his job! He didn't last long though as his colleagues basically refused to speak to him unless he returned the collection, which he didn't do.

The funniest BS story that turned out not to be was a colleague who said that her boyfriend was a F1 driver. No-one believed her, in fact some people were really really sneery about it and openly mocked her. Right up until she brought him to a wedding with her, and was then photographed in a magazine at a race.

IDontLikeZombies · 24/05/2019 10:52

Wijjjy, I heard that one but it was a lung after a concert in Manchester. I also met someone who told me they'd had both arms chopped off in a sword fight while standing there with both arms clearly attached Grin

lyralalala · 24/05/2019 10:53

Just realised I missed the connection bit - the new colleague used to work where his sister did and they have a really unusual surname so he knew she'd make the connection.

theWarOnPeace · 24/05/2019 10:59

My ex bf had a right bitch of an ex girlfriend. She’d been a nasty cow to me, alienated lots of friends with her behaviour, been aggressive and done lots of bonkers turning up to places screaming etc etc. She seemed to disappear for a while and then resurfaced, telling ex bf that she was actually dying and that her final wish was for them to get back together so that she ended her life with him. He actually seemed to be considering this as an option, telling me that he just felt so awful for her and maybe he should grant her dying wish bla bla. I dumped him to save him the dilemma, also strongly suspecting she was lying, but either way just wanting no part in the drama of it all.

I remained acquaintances with the ex, and at one point about two years later he was sobbing on me on a bar, saying he really didn’t think she was actually dying at all and that he felt trapped, and convinced she was a manipulative monster, ruining his life yada yada.... imagine if I’d hung around for all this to play out? Anyway, twenty odd years later that crazy bitch is still alive, only splitting with ex after he went to surprise her at hospital and she wasn’t there and it all came out (so the gossips delighted in telling me). Who the fuck does that??? They spent the whole of the ‘dying’ years arguing and being miserable. Why would would you want to trap someone with a lie, that doesn’t even make either side happy?

HalfStar · 24/05/2019 11:00

When I asked Dd why a certain toy from nursery was in our house and she told me it 'fell' into her pocket.

WhoWasIt · 24/05/2019 11:00

He's lucky he wasn't wearing the pudding @AndnoneforGretchenWieners. God knows what balls he's spun in the years since.

WhoWasIt · 24/05/2019 11:03

That made me smile @Halfstar. I know i shouldn't but it did.

Reaah · 24/05/2019 11:06

After saying at my best friends house one night with my, at the time, boyfriend, found them in her bed together the next morning, his boxers on the floor next to the bed but they both swore nothing had happened.

I left and never spoke to either of them again.

IsabellaLinton · 24/05/2019 11:11

Someone I worked with years ago had a fortnight’s compassionate leave every time her mum died - which was six times.

Said mother was well enough to arrange the flowers in church for my wedding! She’s as fit as a fiddle.

NotSoThinLizzy · 24/05/2019 11:12

My OH mum said she had breast cancer. We all rushed down 6 hour drive to comfort her. She was telling us she had a biopsy on her breast the day before we got there. I walked in on her changing accidentally and she had no markings or dressings ect. It dosent get mentioned now. Last month she apparently had blood poisoning only had to stay in hosp for 4 hours though. Me and OH was going out to celebrate 10 years together and she dropped the bomb that OH dad wanted in contact with him. Total lies just to fuck with OH head. Theres been loads.

theWarOnPeace · 24/05/2019 11:13

Ooh ooh I have another one. A guy I was getting to know, kind of moved to the area, so everyone was getting to know him. Told everyone something different about how he came to be there, where he was from etc etc.

He told me that he was an ex-marine, gulf war vet, and actually was in hiding because he had stolen a cache of hidden Iraqi gold and been captured and tortured and all of this. Lots of begging never to reveal who he was and all of that. I thought he was bullshitting but couldn’t prove otherwise and again, just an acquaintance really so wasn’t worrying about uncovering the mystery. I was watching tv, I don’t know how long later, started watching a war film called ‘Three Kings’...... low and behold, this guy’s story was the mark whalberg character from start to finish pretty much! Someone else told me he’d given them the backstory of Black Hawk Down, and some girl he was trying to get to go out with him was told that he’d uncovered a massive Catholic Church sex abuse conspiracy and was going to spend his life in hiding, but only after he’d stabbed loads of bishops to save some kids etc and he’d escaped out of the US with the help of a kindly vicar who had hidden him in boat cargo!

Erm...