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bigbadbadger · 10/05/2019 11:57

Myself and a few other women run a monthly parenting group for women who have grown up outside the UK (as I did). It is great fun and we enjoy it a lot, there are so many fantastic DPs balancing life/work/relationships alongside navigating a new culture.

One of the things we laugh about is the 'lost in translation' things we all get wrong, and we have decided to compile a list of these to help new members and make us all laugh. I wondered if any MNers had any good ones I could share.

An example is:
When you start primary school you will meet a lot of parents who may live close to you. They often say "you must pop round", this is not an invitation, do not turn up unless you are given a specific time and day and even then best to text and check first "Just checking we are still on for today". Just turning up is very rude in Britain!

or

You must not ask your DC friends about their academic levels, sporting achievements or their parents jobs - this is nosy and rude in Britain!

a personal favourite

If someone compliments you on your clothing, perfume or food just say 'thank you', do not give them it! They are usually only being polite and will be horrified when you give them an old stained tupperware full of curry!

We are not in anyway mocking UK culture, which we love, just making fun of all those awkward situations we all get in and cringe about for years after. I thought you might also find it fun Grin

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Treaclepie19 · 10/05/2019 18:57

This is hilarious 😂
The Texan order story.

I'm the worst for saying sorry and thank you. It's pretty much constant 🙈

bigbadbadger · 10/05/2019 19:23

A parenting one is that there is no point whatsoever in asking if someones child is good at something ie piano.

"I see your son plays piano, is he good?"
"oh you know, not really, he gives it his best shot hahaha"

Could be playing chopsticks, could be a grade 8, you're non the wiser.

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Hatemadeupwords · 11/05/2019 08:23

If fishing in lakes for carp you catch it, take a photo and then let it go. You do not bring it home for the BBQ.

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