Funny things you see on online dating:

[marmiters]

I've recently started OLD and noticed a few recurring funny things:

• men posing with fish (why?)
• "looking for a woman who respects herself " (aka never speaks to other men and wouldn't dare wear a low cut top)
• fun luvin' guy lkn 4 mre thn jst a 1 nyt stand

It's a minefield!

Anyone else got any?

Pretty sure the fish thing is some atavistic throw back to being a hunter, a provider, a MAN don't ya know.

Actually spat my berocca out at mushroom helmet 🤣

Oh god the gym selfies! Full on gun kissing and flexing..

I got something which roughly read this:

Hi, I love your pictures. I like a curvy girl, size 14+. I love to take her to her favourite places to eat and treat her to her favourite things.

As I'd just struggled to loose 4 stone I wasn't taking him up on his generous feeding offer x

Is the poodle literal or euphemistic? I'd look on Urban Dictionary, but I'm not sure I'd like what I found...

A man put a picture of his late mother on his profile. Just her. Not them together. I thought it was him so asked if he was into cross dressing followed by lots of tear laughing emojis. Thats when he said it was his late mother. I said...ooooh, you look so alike...