Please guess!! ***POST EDITED BY MNHQ***

[JenMumma]

Hi, I've had two scans and can't see a nub so I was wondering if you ladies could have a nose and also a guess and maybe explain your guess (don't want much do I ?! 😳🙄) Thank you 🙂

Now STEADY ON !!!!!! Make up stealing you say ?! Erm I did not sign up for this, glitter puke or no glitter puke ! I must see about the rules of raising it as a puppy, I fear the only thing that would give me away is lack of fur. Googling self adhesive carpet tiles as we speak. PHEWF you helped me dodge a bullet there !!! Xx

I have many dogs (talking double figures) and I can confidently say it is NOT a puppy... possibly unicorn.
And yes, eat the bread afterwards but don’t blame me when like heart rates... it changes the sex!

@ChrisPrattsFace I'll never find clothes for a hermaphrodite Unicorn !! I'm still looking for a gender neutral ashtray !! Xx

Oh I totally forgot about the gender neutral smoking accessories. You’re in for a tough ride!

@ChrisPrattsFace Well OF COURSE the Bongs and the pipes all have to be a shade of Grey or Lemon, Jesus, are you trying to get me another warning ?! 🤨 xx

As my MIL recently told me (when I asked her to stop buying things I didn’t want or need) ... baby will get what it’s given!
Grey, lemon, or fucking hideous... it doesn’t matter 😂

@ChrisPrattsFace that's amazing. Yeah they do strike me as quite judgy and ungrateful babies do. Rich coming from a smoker ! I'm with ya MIL on this one 😂😂 IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN DRESS YASELF ! Nah didn't think so !! Xx

@JenMumma 😂😂😂 we did the compromise of ‘if you buy it - it stays at yours’

And my baby is never going to hers. Sooo win win!

@ChrisPrattsFace I feel a juicy MIL story coming on. If you want, your baby can hang around with mine so it stinks of fags when it goes round 🙂WIN WIN WIN ! Xx

@JenMumma unfortunately I could write a novel to challenge war and peace about my MIL. Even more so since I got pregnant! Luckily, DH also sees the crazy so I’m not alone!
Oh please, I’m hoping I have an absolute reprobate that doesn’t behave for grandparents so the fag smell will all just add to the effect!

@ChrisPrattsFace sounds like a nightmare! Atleast you don't "have a DP problem AND a mil problem" 😂😂. It's fine honestly, I'll see if I can sneak some conforms, cans ok coke and a rolled up tenner in the changing bag. You're welcome xx

@JenMumma I feel like if this was real life... we’d be great friends.
But make it a rolled twenty. My baby ain’t got no cheap habits.
I know I don’t I have a DH problem, he’s pretty awesome... he even stands up to her. (I know, I know, rarer than unicorn shit)

@ChrisPrattsFace 😂😂 totally agree ! Although I will just say that in my baby's case it'll have to be a tenner after the ten regal it gets 🙄.
Ha you read my mind but I was gonna say rather than rocking horse shit 😂😂. I hope she sorts herself out in time I really do. Xx

@JenMumma we are 9 years in and she hasn’t. I worry it will get worse with my boygirls arrival.
She’ll give up when she sees it hands around with smoker babies... hopefully 😏😂

😂😂😂😂 ffs. I'm loving "boygirl", all I had was ASBOBABY 🤷🏼‍♀️. 9 years of shit, you're a saint ! Xx I'm lucky ! I've read some horror stories but my MIL is pretty chilled and lovely !! Xx

@JenMumma asboygirl 😂
90% of the time she’s lovely, albeit a bit ott. 10% she’s torturous.

@ChrisPrattsFace
😂😂😂 Effing perfect ! Xx 😂😂 awww that's the name sorted... hoorah ! Xx

@jenmumma

I reported Mumsnet for their own comment asking them to re edit the title.

The response was that they said you were welcome them to discuss the issue with them or it looks like they won’t.

imagine if it was that easy and they actually had a combined scan/ name generator

When I was pregnant with DS2, I had a dream that I went for a scan. It was extremely detailed - they also told me all was well, I was having a boy, and he was called David I got a printout of the scan with his 'name' on the top and everything. I remember feeling pleased all was well, but miffed as I wasn't planning on calling him Dave...

@BentBaastard
Awwwww really? That's epic of you, I really appreciate the support thanks 🙂🙂 xx

@Roomba 😂😂 oh my god that would FREAK me right out 😂😂😂. It would however save me a lot of time. I've got to be honest the only name for a baby worse than "Dave" is propably "Keith" 😳 xx

@JenMumma Hi Jen, it was another forum a while ago, and I just said I'm very OCD and someone jumped down my throat for bandying about a term like that too lightly, but I actually do have OCD so I was a bit put out by it.

I'm not sure why I think boy on your pic, I just do. X

@sleepyhead
Thank you for your guess 🙂xx
Ha yes sounds like what's happened here to be honest. I'm AMAZED that "tho potential to offend others" trumps "Actually offends the affected" ironic ! World gone bloody mad I tell you. If I can't call myself blind, who can ?! I know I'm missing the point and the point is that people thought I was throwing around the term "blind" willy nilly, but to not even check or think that THEY might OFFEND me and then have their "potential to be offended" trump the blind persons is comical 🙂😂 xX

@JenMumma it is strange they didn't at least check with you first. People can be so misguidedly sensitive, and there is an irony there somewhere xx

You do know that you cannot tell children's sex/gender (don't under this modern distinction ) until after puberty. You can tell by a scan once the reproduction organs are formed