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Fed up with BBC iplayer bullshit

70 replies

BogusBollocksCraps · 26/04/2019 16:28

Now it won't let me watch anything unless I sign in. No option of watching without a sign in. Why do they need me to "register" and "make an account" to let the kids watch Iggle chump Piggle???

Da fuck do they want more from me for? Is the ridiculous license robbery not enough for them now? FUCK OFF!!!

I hardly even watch or listen to it. We live in an area where cable tv or nothing so have no choice about paying the license fee.

I fucking detest being held to ransom by these woke wanks.

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ForalltheSaints · 26/04/2019 18:02

This has been the case for at least a year, so why the upset now? It suggests either the tv is broken or you rarely want to watch something on catch up.

The spaghetti tree joke was in the 50s on April 1st. There have been far worse things on BBC since, such as Mrs Browns Boys, and as for commercial tv, anything with Simon Cowell is far worse.

Reasonstobeearful · 26/04/2019 18:04

I am permanently signed in as Mickey Mouse.

Yeah. The cunts.

Doyoumind · 26/04/2019 18:05

The BBC provides several TV channels, several national radio stations, podcasts, many local radio stations, free apps and content for all ages. Yes, they might have trailers on occasionally but they don't have ads anywhere, unlike all the other channels you mention. You're talking out your arse. You log in once and forget it. All these services require a log in and you're naive if you think Netflix isn't far more interested in your data.

HollowTalk · 26/04/2019 18:07

Is it the licence fee you're objecting to or the moment it takes to enter your log in details?

Reasonstobeearful · 26/04/2019 18:07

They've got an advert for themselves that runs every time I go on iPlayer now. That's annoying. Plus iPlayer really is a shit platform.

BogusBollocksCraps · 26/04/2019 18:08

I pay the cable company because I have to or no tv here. That gives me decent channels as above so don't watch BBC bollocks. Pay TV license fee because otherwise non of the channels I like. It's paying twice and it doesn't make sense.

The difference between license fee and netflix is choice!

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goldenchicken · 26/04/2019 18:38

OP; AIBU.???

Posters: YES you are.

OP; You're all fucking WRONG. How fucking dare you? Hmm

Ad infinitum.......................

Vulpine · 26/04/2019 18:48

I agree op. Its very annoying

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 26/04/2019 19:11

It annoys me when it proudly tells me every time I go on to the BBC news site that I'm getting 'more England stories', presumably based on the region where I happen to live.

Leaving aside the fact that, population-wise, England is something like 80% of the UK population anyway, so it hardly narrows it down that much, I want to see the most important and/or interesting stories from around the UK. Why would I automatically prefer to see news about amendments to local household recycling arrangements that have annoyed residents 250 miles away from where I live rather than serious proposals for Indyref2 being discussed 300 miles away, just because there happens to be a national border in between?

I hate anything that's 'personalised' online by an algorithm anyway - not only do I find it creepy and a bit stalky, it's invariably way out in its suppositions. I idly clicked on the link just to look at the flimsy, cheapo white MDF bedroom furniture in a recent MIL thread and now it's on eBay under my 'recently viewed' section (fair enough, I suppose) but eBay are also sending me emails urging me to take another look and then suggesting alternative rubbish furniture based on the perceived 'interest' that I've shown in it.

However, back to TV, whereas it's a handy feature on iPlayer that it remembers how far you watched and returns to the same place when you return, I hate the stalky way that ITV Hub sends you an email as soon as you stop watching part of the way through to urge you to watch the rest.

Aside from the fact that it already has me down as a huge Sooty fan, because my DS has been watching on my login over the school holidays, I decided to check out the first two minutes of an ITV magazine-style programme that, from what I'd heard, might have been of interest. From the initial short 'Here's what's coming up today' segment, I quickly realised that it was nowhere near as interesting as I'd thought it might be, so I just closed the tab. Instantly, I got an email telling me that they knew I'd started watching and had quickly stopped and asking if I'd had a technical problem or if I had any causes for concern. Creepy or what? There was no option for 'No problem, really - your programme's just too crap to bother watching any more of it'.

AnyFucker · 26/04/2019 19:15

I love Iplayer actually. Watched some seriously good stuff recently. Fleabag, Bodies, Don't forget the driver, This country to name just a few

Put your feet up with a cuppa. You sound a bit overtired

honeylulu · 26/04/2019 19:16

I love that when I log in there is David Attenborough on the screen announcing "Welcome back Splendid Tits". a bit embarrassing when you have guests seeing your "hilarious" user name though, serves me right eh?

honeylulu · 26/04/2019 19:18

I also think it's much better than ITV hub which won't play on my tablet, grrr. Really gets right on my splendid tits.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 26/04/2019 19:22

I don't care about the time or effort that it takes me to login (10 seconds), but I do dislike the tracking aspect of it. OK, it's the BBC, so it isn't like there's going to be anything non-mainstream or potentially 'subversive' that people are going to be watching anyway, but I much prefer the situation with watching programmes as broadcast whereby all available content is streamed to our trusty 15yo standard Sky box and we choose which bits of it we want to watch, without anybody looking over our shoulders or monitoring our viewing choices with the ultimate aims of selling and monetising our personal data.

If I pay for a service, I expect to be in charge of how I choose to consume it in peace and in private.

NumbersStation · 26/04/2019 19:24

Get yourself signed in OP.

David Attenborough can greet your splendid tits as well.

He just calls me grumpy arse.

AvengersAssemble · 26/04/2019 19:38

Just put it on kids Youtube instead. I absolutely agree about The BBC. Like shit I am going to sign in just to watch a programme on catch up!

twofingerstoEverything · 26/04/2019 20:03

Ads?
What ads?

Lilixen · 26/04/2019 20:18

Netflix.. All. The. Way. Bollocks to the BBC!

MIdgebabe · 26/04/2019 20:22

FOR me it’s that fact that I pay for it and they still want to collect data on me, and in return promise provide me with feature I don’t want.

iMatter · 26/04/2019 20:25

I've only signed in once.

Never been asked to sign in again since.

Acis · 26/04/2019 21:13

OP, how can you say everything on the BBC is bollocks if you don't watch it? And if it's all bollocks why are you so keen to get on to iPlayer?

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