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AIBU?

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Ask me anything threads

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Alicewond · 10/04/2019 01:53

Keep seeing them like they are all knowing. So instead ask me anything and I will give me a pointless unknowing answer!

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mokapot · 11/04/2019 01:48

Should I feed my kids their snot to improve their immunity.? .that’s what the NYT said....🤷🏽‍♀️

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Alicewond · 11/04/2019 01:49

@PissOffPeppa I would bet after 22 days with “omg missed this fml so sorry”

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Alicewond · 11/04/2019 01:50

@mokapot feed them the snot of wild animals such as badgers and leopards, will never have a health issue. But they must milk the snot themselves, survival of the fittest

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mokapot · 11/04/2019 01:53

@alicewond
You really are the font of all knowledge

*Bows to greatness

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Alicewond · 11/04/2019 01:55

@mokapot you are welcome my child 😂

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Alicewond · 11/04/2019 02:33

@mokapot please feed back the mortality rate for scientific purposes!

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Angie169 · 11/04/2019 03:44

Alicewond
I had a lovely sand bath and felt truly empowered,

Has anyone got any ideas how to get sand out off my floof Confused Blush

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Alicewond · 11/04/2019 03:46

@Angie169 try pouring water into a container and then emerging yourself, should remove the remaining sand

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Alicewond · 11/04/2019 04:07

Plus use an absorbent like material afterwards, yes this seems weird, but i am all knowing 😂

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Angie169 · 11/04/2019 04:34

Ah I have the perfect contain for this , it's deep sided and water tight.

< ( gingerly ) runs off to experiment >

It worked sand free floof, I also found a piece of absorbent material hanging up near by and found If I rub myself with it I become dry .
Alicewond you are a genius .

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Alicewond · 11/04/2019 04:37

Bows head!

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Alicewond · 12/04/2019 03:12

Do you feel clean now? Lol

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DietriotukMN · 12/04/2019 04:15

Okay I love this stuff! Though instead of asking you something I shall give you a random useless fact for you to share! Why should you not eat a polar bears liver???? Because it has so much vitamin A in it it is toxic to humans... also, did you know that an osterich's eye is bigger than its brain?? And a group of bunnies is called a fluffle!!!

DietriotukMN · 12/04/2019 04:16

Although, I would love to know how to organically clean my oven, without the use of chemicals?

Angie169 · 12/04/2019 21:04

Alicewond
I certainly do , and am having fun building sand castles in my sand bath.

Angie169 · 12/04/2019 21:10

DietriotukMN
Do you not have a Mrs Beetons book of household management ? Shame on you !
I have er umm lent mine to a friend so I can not look it up for you.
(if you do end up going for the chemical option i highly recommend lakelands own it is fantastic ! )

Angie169 · 12/04/2019 21:14

DietriotukMN Why should you not eat a polar bears liver???? Have you seen the size of a polar bear ! you try asking it can you have some of its liver GrinGrin

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Alicewond · 13/04/2019 02:19

They are fun facts! I like this! But @DietriotukMN cut a few lemons in half and cook in a roasting dish for about 45 mins. Oven should wipe clean. Same works (for less time) with a microwave

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Alicewond · 13/04/2019 02:21

Add some water and give them a good squeeze first though

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Alicewond · 13/04/2019 02:28

@DietriotukMN alternatively each time your oven gets dirty you could put it on free ads and buy a new one! Helping the poor and local businesses! Win win :)

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Spongeface · 13/04/2019 02:42

I'm at work and have ran out of food. I have eaten it all and have another 5 hours. What can I eat now?

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Alicewond · 13/04/2019 02:44

@Spongeface does your work have a fridge, if so help yourself and leave a friendly IOU. The recipient will be happy to know you haven’t starved

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Spongeface · 13/04/2019 02:48

You are a genius! Thank you!
Oh. It's all yoghurt and old chicken. Ah but wait! A packed lunch box! Ham sandwiches! Sorted. And half a can of diet coke bonus. So much yoghurt....

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Alicewond · 13/04/2019 02:52

Eat it all, as a bonus you show helpfulness to your employer by cleaning out the fridge! Everyone loves someone who cleans

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Spongeface · 13/04/2019 02:55

I actually feel really helpful as well now thanks. All my problems solved- and other people's!