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Ask me anything threads

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Alicewond · 10/04/2019 01:53

Keep seeing them like they are all knowing. So instead ask me anything and I will give me a pointless unknowing answer!

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Alicewond · 10/04/2019 04:59

@BetsyBigNose ok I may have laughed a bit too much reading your last post! This ask me anything has really gone one direction!

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Angie169 · 10/04/2019 05:02

I would like to have a long relaxing bath but I need to leave for work in 15 mins how do I leave on time but still have my nice bath

BetsyBigNose · 10/04/2019 05:02

@Alicewond Errrmm...what's YOUR address...? Asking for a friend... Grin

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Alicewond · 10/04/2019 05:04

You don’t don’t a bath, just roll on the grass for 5 mins, plenty of time to get ready

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Alicewond · 10/04/2019 05:05

@BetsyBigNose the moon 😂

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Alicewond · 10/04/2019 05:09

@Angie169 don’t forget to ear rub

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polarpig · 10/04/2019 05:13

Is it worth doing a masters degree to avoid having to go to work ?

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Alicewond · 10/04/2019 05:15

@polarpig the world will end before your masters ends so you’ll never pay back any loans!

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Alicewond · 10/04/2019 05:19

Aww @BetsyBigNose asking for my address, flattered but not to be

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MysteriesOfTheOrganism · 10/04/2019 05:23

As pigs might be offensive to certain religions, it will have to be tofu balloons.

Shutuptodd · 10/04/2019 05:28

As a single mum should I look for love or resign myself to a life as mad rat lady? (I keep rats as I dont like cats)

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Alicewond · 10/04/2019 05:28

These are my imaginary pig balloons, I choose they are meat filled or filled with chocolate if that’s an option?

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Alicewond · 10/04/2019 05:30

@Shutuptodd I would advise you stalk cat people and look to befriend their enemies, there you will find your true love

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DeadWife · 10/04/2019 05:36

OP I am so tempted to upload a photo of my magnificent arse to MN and ask people to guess its age and circumference but don't want to come across as though I'm fishing for arse compliments. Wwyd?

Angie169 · 10/04/2019 05:38

Ohh I love s good roll in the grass but only if BetsyBigNose has been there first to pick up all the cat crap . ( not so fussed about dog crap)

Now I am looking for a volunteer to scratch being my ear .

Can I have a sasauge please

polarpig · 10/04/2019 05:39

I'm not offensive Grintofu on the other hand......

Angie169 · 10/04/2019 05:41

If I can Not have a real sausage can I have a balloon one or will it give the balloon pigs nightmares

Monty27 · 10/04/2019 05:41

Did you ever go to a pink Floyd concert?
They had the biggest pig balloon ever Smile

Angie169 · 10/04/2019 05:43

deadwife
You don't need to post a pic , I think we can guess. I'd say your 42 and it is 36 inches

Bingandflop2019 · 10/04/2019 08:15

@BetsyBigNose Best of luck! Check airport website and also if an airline is based there (like Jet2 is based at Leeds for example) check their careers website also xx

Angie169 · 10/04/2019 21:10

ok I have been to work , can i have my bath now ?

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Alicewond · 11/04/2019 01:43

@Angie169 try a sand bath this time like a gerbil, it will make you feel strong and empowered (and a little raw)

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Alicewond · 11/04/2019 01:44

@DeadWife I would upload a picture of my elbow instead, will seem less offensive to some, but will excite the growing elbow porn lovers

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PissOffPeppa · 11/04/2019 01:46

When is my annoying flakey friend going to reply to my message? It’s been two days so we’re still early in the game!

PissOffPeppa · 11/04/2019 01:47

@polarpig I did a masters as an excuse to quit work. It was absolutely worth it! Loved it, now doing more study and I’m completely rid of that awful job. Never been happier!