Going clubbing for the first time in about a million years on Saturday and I went today up the town to find a "party dress". I don't ask for much. All I want is something that:
- Isn't a crop top or shows flesh other than arms legs and a maybe bit of cleavage
- Is a bit fancy/sparkly, what I would call a clubbing dress
- Wont be so short it will show other punters what I had for breakfast.
- Is suitable for my age (mod/late 30's)
Can I find anything resembling the above? Can I fuck! It's all either crop top/wedgie knicker combos, florally flappy baggy monstrosities or what I can only describe as overpriced dressing gowns.
Why is it so hard to find a nice dress? I went into 7 shops and not a sausage! Is it just me? Am I too old now?