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To be REALLY wanting to date a danny dyer/robin thicke kinda type?

88 replies

CitrusDreams · 06/04/2019 23:05

To be REALLY wanting to date a danny dyer/robin thicke kinda type?

So obsessed lol where do I found one of these who is single and ready to mingle?

OP posts:
FlippinNora1 · 07/04/2019 09:16

Walk down any London high street and look out for their vehicle of choice - the white van. You can’t miss them, but if you do they helpfully signal to you they are there with a jaunty shout out or cheeky wolf whistle. For those ladies whose bars are on the lowest setting, this is prime pick up territory.

strawberrisc · 07/04/2019 09:18

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To be REALLY wanting to date a danny dyer/robin thicke kinda type?
Boysey45 · 07/04/2019 09:50

DD isn't a gangster and doesn't come from that type of background. Hes just a loud mouthed cockney type.

SpamChaudFroid · 07/04/2019 10:22

Suxtobuthen Have you heard the rape culture anthem "Blurred Lines"?

SpoonBlender · 07/04/2019 10:27

@Sux2buthen Check out (or, y'know, don't because trigger warning for anyone who's had a not entirely consensual time with a smooth pretty boy in a nightclub) Thicke's "blurred lines" song.
@lotusbell I'm not generally good at slebs, just happen to know and actively dislike both of these! Usually I'm pretty mellow...

Dontforgetyourbrolly · 07/04/2019 10:27

Agree with Boysey. Danny Dyer is fake , I knew him growing up he was an object if mockery amongst real ' hard men ' type people
Often found sitting alone in pubs with silly silk scarf around his neck trying to look like an 'actor. He is also a serial cheat who has led his wife a dogs life .
Raise your standards op

PositiveVibez · 07/04/2019 10:42

Mmm, shouty gammon-faced bore or rapey priviliged fuckboi! My favourite types

🤣

Both cheats too.

Have you seen that picture of Robin Thicke where in his reflection he has his hand up a very young girls skirt.

Princes among men.

Great choices OP 👍

PositiveVibez · 07/04/2019 10:44

Above mentioned pic. Also looking like a younger Michael Ball.

To be REALLY wanting to date a danny dyer/robin thicke kinda type?
AsleepAllDay · 07/04/2019 10:50

I love Danny! Got a soft spot for that gentle but rough type - calls out David Cameron but wears a fluffy dressing gown on EE! Love it

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 07/04/2019 10:55

Pharrell Williams was the writer/co-writer of Blurred Lines.

Why isn't he cast as a rapey fucker ?

CalmDownPacino · 07/04/2019 10:56

Gentle? Danny Dyer? When he was the "agony uncle" for Zoo magazine he told a man who couldn't get over his ex to slash her face so nobody else would want her.

Bankofenglandfiver · 07/04/2019 10:56

Exactly Calm. I said that too - and the isn’t he cute brigade ignored it.

Eliza9919 · 07/04/2019 11:10

Danny dyer was fit af a while ago, not so much anymore.

I did see someone many years ago that was a bit of a ringer for him.

Do it op, you won't regret it GrinGrinGrin

BarbarianMum · 07/04/2019 11:11

Gosh OP there are plenty of men out there who'd be happy to treat you like crap (in a manly way if that's what you want). Just try finds.

Eliza9919 · 07/04/2019 11:14

I did like a bit of rough though, dp was taking the piss out of me the other day for saying 'I would' Vinnie Jones & Brad pitt - particularly in snatch. I was watching snatch.

ZippyBungleandGeorge · 07/04/2019 11:16

Come to Essex, plenty of Dyer alikes or men who will spend longer on their hair than you do.

MorrisZapp · 07/04/2019 11:19

Mate did you just say Vinnie Jones and Brad Pitt in the same sentence?

To be REALLY wanting to date a danny dyer/robin thicke kinda type?
GabsAlot · 07/04/2019 11:22

dyer is completely fake acts the hard man is a complete wimp its all an act

likes to park in disabled spaces too

Eliza9919 · 07/04/2019 11:22

Yes.

Vinnie Jones used to be fit af too.

RosaWaiting · 07/04/2019 11:22

don't see a link between them

but...school holidays?

Thicke in particular is - well, no one will be surprised to see him being sued for harassment!

RosaWaiting · 07/04/2019 11:23

"Pharrell Williams was the writer/co-writer of Blurred Lines."

in my mind, the whole lot are! including the woman director of the video.

GabsAlot · 07/04/2019 11:24

oh yes i forgot the cheating

Ginkythefangedhellpigofdoom · 07/04/2019 11:28

Ahem il just put this here.

BirthdayKake · 07/04/2019 11:29

I married a Neanderthal. It did not end well.

Danny has declined :( although I kind of agree with the PP who said they can't decide whether to sit on his face or slap it...

SpoonBlender · 07/04/2019 11:35

@70isaLimitNotaTarget Presumably he is too, but we weren't talking about him. And let's face it - he's nowhere near as pretty so probably doesn't need to be so strenuously warned away from.

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