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To be REALLY wanting to date a danny dyer/robin thicke kinda type?

88 replies

CitrusDreams · 06/04/2019 23:05

To be REALLY wanting to date a danny dyer/robin thicke kinda type?

So obsessed lol where do I found one of these who is single and ready to mingle?

OP posts:
Alloftheboys · 07/04/2019 05:43

Ahhhh Dany.
I can’t decide if I want to slap him round his face or sit on it. 😁

Alloftheboys · 07/04/2019 05:43

Danny

Bankofenglandfiver · 07/04/2019 06:01

When you break up with Danny Dyer he will suggest that someone should slash your face so that no one else wants you.

The man is vile.

TurquoiseDress · 07/04/2019 06:11

@SpoonBlender

shouty gammon-faced bore

GrinGrin

Aprillygirl · 07/04/2019 06:17

Not sure about Robin Thicke but Danny Dyer types are 10 a penny where I live darn sarf. Unshaven,slightly dumpy,beer swilling geezers with their fake mockney accents littered with swear words to make up for the fact that they have really nothing interesting to say because they're as thick as pig shit. You grow out of them by the time you're 25, luckily for the gene pool.....neanderthals are so yesterday dahling.

RubberTreePlant · 07/04/2019 06:20

Danny Dyer types are 10 a penny where I live darn sarf. Unshaven,slightly dumpy,beer swilling geezers with their fake mockney accents

DD isn't "fake mockney", he's genuine Canning Town. He's an idiot, but he's not phoney.

Aprillygirl · 07/04/2019 06:24

I still think he exaggerates his cockneyness,and I believe his tough guy image is completely fake.

SpamChaudFroid · 07/04/2019 06:32

The man's a walking cliche! And as for being tough, he was a child actor in the CITV teatime drama Children's Hospital.

speakout · 07/04/2019 07:12

I have never heard of either of them- am I missing out?

Pk37 · 07/04/2019 07:53

Eww.. so you mean slimy , scruffy ,kind of men ?
Your local cheap pub or Chicago’s would probably be your best bet

SerenDippitty · 07/04/2019 07:59

You wouldn’t find Danny Dyer in a Wetherspoons I don’t think........

Nursejackie1 · 07/04/2019 08:24

Hang around stringfellows if you want a Robin Thicke type. Eurgh

newmun · 07/04/2019 08:28

Danny dyer

AlaskanOilBaron · 07/04/2019 08:31

Do you mean that you want to date a celebrity?

GwenCooper81 · 07/04/2019 08:35

Aiming high OP. Dd is a bellend. Robin Thick is a rapey bellend.
Yuck!

FaFoutis · 07/04/2019 08:35

I think the similarity lies in their view of women.

So the OP wants to date a man who thinks like a Benny Hill sketch.

Sux2buthen · 07/04/2019 08:36

Why is he rapey? I've not heard about that.
Op fancy whoever you fancy lol, you can't help whoever it is!

Theironingpilewontstop · 07/04/2019 08:37

Any local pub which shows the football on a weekend.

It’s like shooting fish in a barrel

HyperboleHamster · 07/04/2019 08:40

Are you genuinely looking for the type of man who, when you say you don’t want to have sex, tells you that you do want it and would like to tear your ass in two, as per the lyrics of his song?

longwayoff · 07/04/2019 08:45

There's a bit of town here which my son calls Hillbilly Corner. You could well be in luck down there.

GreenTeacup · 07/04/2019 08:50

DD - basically any East London fruit and veg stall

I had to check the age of the 1D boys and I suddenly feel REALLY old! The fact that both these men are my age, I’m thinking you must really want an older man! Maybe try sugar daddy type dating sites?

lotusbell · 07/04/2019 08:55

@SpoonBlender, I'd really appreciate it if you could describe some more 'slebs' for us in a similar fashion. In fact, it'd make my day.

pepperpot99 · 07/04/2019 08:59

I suppose if you are not remotely interested in intelligent conversation and happy to communicate merely via a series of grunts, burps and neanderthal gestures akin to ape-behaviour, then Robin or Danny are the men for you, OP.

However, if you feel that two ways conversation and interaction beyond the level of primates is a life-goal, then perhaps you could set your bar a little higher?

strawberrisc · 07/04/2019 09:09

Just remember to take your big, sponge finger.

Bluededoobeedoo · 07/04/2019 09:12

Is the sponge finger for sone sort of sexual purpose???? I missed something upthread