#makingmemories #familygoals #blessed

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As per thread title.. What else reeeeeally pisses you off? Words, sayings, phrases or things people do...

#FRIYAY really winds me up. And any kind of tchotchke!

The only person I know who uses the #makingmemories #myfamily tags tries to dump their kids at every opportunity.
The one day a year they take the kids with them somewhere (rather than go on their own) they take 1 million photographs as proof I think.

I also know someone who uses the Timehop thing - every, single, day - and writes ‘where have my babies gone’ - every, single, day.
She’s now sharing timehops of previous timehops saying this.

The check in at the cremation just made me laugh audibly on the train. Thanks for that!
I have a friend who posts doggo/pupper but as she's also the same age as me (not young) the inverse age memeing does actually make me laugh. She's doing it for fun.

Great thread! I'm not on Facebook but I reckon I get the best bits from reading threads like this and the FB selling threads.

'University of life'

And

'School of hard knocks'

These give me irrational rage. Just say nothing if you didn't go to university or left school at 13 because you were expelled. The rest of us on fb don't want to read your bullshit Carol and Trev

@LostInShoebiz HUBBALUB 😂 just snorted out my coffee

Sadly the user of that word is my SIL so I see a lot of it.

#shesmyhubsterssis #sistafromanothamista #killmenowbeforeikillyouSIL

People who still post Facebook statuses using 'is' even though Facebook took this off their status updates years ago

Eg: 'Becky Smith is really enjoying the sunshine!'

And humble bragging 🙄

Acquaintance of mine loves a hashtag. Favourites seem to be #myhusbandisbetterthanyours and #raisingagentleman.

I just searched #myhusbandisbetterthanyours in Instagram as I thought there's no way this can be a real (used by others) hashtag. It seems it really is - comes with a variety of Emojis at the end.

One of them happened to be one of my pet hates - a picture of food which was being praised (at worse 'yummy'ed over) even though it looks like something regurgitated (to put it politely).

The rest of us on fb don't want to read your bullshit Carol and Trev

Ahhh crying @advancedavoider

Baba, Buba, Lil Bub 🙄

HUN.

Absolutely everything today

The one that really winds me up is when someone visits a landmark or a really interesting place and then they take a selfie with their massive fucking duck face in front of whatever said interesting thing is so I can't see it.

#mumpreneur 🤮

Little man.

Of course he's little, he's a fucking child.

Little legs.

1. See above. Their legs are in proportion to their bodies. 2. Almost always used to excuse why children can't walk more than 20m at a time.

"This"

#slay - usually posted under a picture of someone in an ill fitting boo hoo dress with a face of makeup like a drag queen 😂😂

I agree with the birthday posts for dead people, I just don't get it. I posted that on another thread and got shot down for being insensitive, but clearly it's not just me who finds it odd!!

Oh and on here...tagging a person who has made a mildly funny comment and saying I love you,or just spat my coffee out it's fucking cringe.

Hashtags generally (there's no need for them! I find them all cringe).

Facebook checking in a hospitals.

People who overshare/ look for sympathy/ praise on Facebook.

People who can't use hashtags correctly, like putting a full sentence as one or putting the hashtag on the first word of the sentence

#cantbelievetheweekendsalmostoveralready

OR..

#cant believe the weekends almost over already

FFS

Teenagers on social media with their endless selfies. "Felt cute, but might delete".

#BossBabez #justsayin #lovemelivemyflaws #fitspiration
Anything misspelled for effect- it just looks chavvy

Mine is 'date night. Since when has going out for a meal, to the cinema etc needed to be given a special term. It really makes me cross

Oh god, this hashtag nonesense!

Oh yes 'date night'. I don't want to go on a fucking date with the man I married years ago. We have this thing called a relationship that generally works on a daily basis. We don't need to date ffs.

Btw I am a grumpy old woman who's attempting to quit smoking