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Original poster

Builder peed on my wheelie bin WWYD?

69 replies

Ghostedlikeazombie · 20/03/2019 08:07

The title says it all really. I work from home so I'm in most the day. I've always told the builders if they need anything, just let me know. So far, they've said nothing.
I've been making them cups of tea twice a day. Should I stop?

OP posts:
TheQueef · 20/03/2019 08:08

No tea unless they use the loo.

TheHolySmirk · 20/03/2019 08:08

Just don't offer them fig rolls.

NotACleverName · 20/03/2019 08:11

Play them at their own game. Piss on the builder.

TinselAndKnickers · 20/03/2019 08:13

What?!

TheSerenDipitY · 20/03/2019 08:14

Just don't offer them fig rolls
lmao

Original poster
Ghostedlikeazombie · 20/03/2019 08:19

Phew, haven't given them fig rolls, just Jammy Dodgers and Penguins. Hope those are safe?

OP posts:
catsmother · 20/03/2019 08:33

Have you asked WTF they were playing at ?

gilchrist168 · 20/03/2019 08:35

Leave them a piss poor review on Trustpilot.

Original poster
Ghostedlikeazombie · 20/03/2019 08:37

I think it's quite obvious what he was playing at catsmother

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/03/2019 08:39

That is dirty behaviour! I'd certainly say something and not give them any more refreshements. No tea = no need to pee.

There are some men who get a sort of thrill from this type of sordid behaviour. (There have been threads about it) - leaving toilets deliberately filthy etc. He could well be one of them.

I wouldn't even want him using my facilities after this incident, as I would be wondering if he was rubbing his tackle on anything.

It is gross!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/03/2019 08:40

gilchrist

Grin
WitsEnding · 20/03/2019 08:40

Ask them to wash it down.

starsparkle08 · 20/03/2019 08:41

LOL about the fig rolls so funny

I don’t no what’s best to do really as they might do it more if you say something .
I no it’s gross but I would probably just hose down the bin

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 20/03/2019 08:42

piss on the builder

Grin Grin

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 20/03/2019 08:43

They most likely don't want to traipse through your house with dirty boots or all the hassel of removing them.

Male pee is sterile
And keeps foxes away !

Get them to sluice the bin at the end of the day after you've rubbed their noses in it . Tell them it's not their territory so don't bloody mark it !

( Be prepared for them to walk if you argue with them, then you'll have a 3 month+ wait for new builders)

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 20/03/2019 08:44

In all seriousness I would be direct and say "next time you need a pee can you pop upstairs to the loo please?" With a bit of an eyebrow raise....

And hope that shamed him!

recrudescence · 20/03/2019 08:44

Time for ostentatious unrolling of the garden hose and much rigorous sluicing of the wheelie bin.

SausageMashandOnionGravy · 20/03/2019 08:44

They must have had to stand on something to pee in a wheelie bin, are you sure it's not rain water?! If they were going to wee I'm sure they'd just do it in the garden rather than climbing up on something to piss in your bin.

Original poster
Ghostedlikeazombie · 20/03/2019 08:47

ON the bin, sausages, not in it. I'm sure he was aiming for the stones all around it, but there was splashage.

I'm hoping it might rain before bin day

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SkintAsASkintThing · 20/03/2019 08:49

Wouldn't bother me as I'd prefer it to him traipsing mud through the house .........I would gleefully let him know he'd been clocked tho. Grin and probably ask him to hose it down.

It's only wee ........outside is full of wee and poo from animals and insects already. 🤷

RedRiverShore · 20/03/2019 08:49

In it or on it (like a dog cocking its leg up again it)?

Meralia · 20/03/2019 08:49

My window cleaner pissed in my back garden once...

RedRiverShore · 20/03/2019 08:50

I see you have answered my question OPGrin

MatildaTheCat · 20/03/2019 08:56

Speak with whoever is in charge about toilet arrangements. I think what you describe is quite common when a site loo isn’t provided, it’s quick and convenient if fairly grim.

I’d say a neighbour noticed and complained and you need to sort out a better arrangement going forward. That does mean either having them use your loo or providing a portable loo though.

Woolyheads · 20/03/2019 08:57

Put on rubber gloves, Dettol spray it, leave loo roll on top.
How is he washing his hands after?