Builder peed on my wheelie bin WWYD?

[Ghostedlikeazombie]

The title says it all really. I work from home so I'm in most the day. I've always told the builders if they need anything, just let me know. So far, they've said nothing.
I've been making them cups of tea twice a day. Should I stop?

Our builders had a fight on our lawn one memorable morning, and another one puked in the flower beds ....... I haven't recommended them.

@Ghostedlikeazombie

I feel your pain.

Last week, my postman took a shit through my letterbox. His excuse? It's 3 miles the the Asda where they have the nearest public loo, and he couldn't hold it.

Took me an hour to get the stain out of the mat in front of the front door.

Bastard.

american you need to wait behind your door with a sharp stick and poke him in the bumhole when he's getting himself into position and raises the letterbox

@70isalimitnotatarget

A pp suggested hot water and bleach in a watering can. I'd second that but sprinkle while he tinkles. After he's bleached you can invite him upstairs.

Pee is not sterile! Male or not. The sterile myth was disproven five years ago.

Disgusting behaviour from the builder though.. I'd quietly let the foreman know that the toilet inside is available for their use and please could he/she ensure that they don't piss in your garden again.

They should be using public loos which there will be some nearby like at a supermarket or something.
Haha haa oh god you’re serious? Poor tradies called to your house. I bet you’d be fuming when they had to drive off to go the toilet too.

It's really blatant OP, do they shit in your mugs after their tea?

Rude.

American that sounds like an odd fetish on your part. Why do you stand and watch him squash his arse through your letterbox?

Do you go dogging? You should.

If he was that desperate not to dirty the floors indoors, couldn't he have found a shore to go in? At least it wouldn't smell as bad that way.

Oh, I thought the stains in my mugs were from left over tea? Just as well I never let them have my special unicorn mug.

American and BigSandy can I have the numbers for your builders? Mine starting to sound a bit lame. PM me.

Pee is sterile and handy for if you get stung by a jelly fish. For those of you who were waiting for an excuse to piss yourself in public and get praised for it.

Thigh re your earlier comment ... Would he expect me to be bleached too?

Matilda I like the neighbours bit. My neighbours also have wheelie bins

Just ask if a view of a builder's cock was in with the price

I had a team of 4 builders redoing my brick-built shed a few years ago. It is down one side of my small enclosed garden. I made it clear they could ask me for anything (I didn't stipulate use of the loo but it should have been obvious I wouldn't mind) - they were there for about 6 or 7 hours a day for two days. They never asked for the loo and I realised they must be peeing on my precious little garden (and my carefully nurtured plants!) - I wasn't brave enough to broach the subject. Like the OP I was giving them tea (and hot scones with butter and jam!) so that probably wasn't helping.

OP builders have a list of demands, one of them being a bleached bumhole.

A simple google search will inform you that pee is definitely not sterile..

I'd tell the person in charge they were not to piss again in your garden. They should be using public loos which there will be some nearby like at a supermarket or something.
I'd stop making them drinks as well. They can bring their own refreshments.

Bloody hell! Poor builders. Are you for real. There's hardly any public loos and loads of pubs around here won't let blokes in in work gear. I'd much prefer them having a discreet wee in the garden than using my loo or hiring a portaloo which always stink. Hasten to add though I'd obvs let them use my loo if they wanted