To think I've hit a new high on Facebook selling crap

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Hopefully image attached

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Hopeful pricing!

I need more info. Is there a hole in the nipple (or is it the light?)... I'm hoping you don't drink through the nipple...?!

Aren't those like under a tenner on Amazon?

It looks like a milk jug, which is a much better punchline than nipple mug.

It does look like a hole.

I'm also wondering why it popped up as it's nowhere near me :)

Must be a milk jug. I really hope that is a hole.

I kind of like it in an ironic, I don't really like it at all, way.

Omfg...

That's one angry looking nipple

£50 ffs ex-h had one of these as a secret Santa pressies and I chucked it out.
He thought it was hilarious....and yes you could drink out of the nipple

Is this still available?

bleaches eyes

DM me your address hun and I'll deliver for fuel cost.

That's hilarious, I'd buy it if it was under a tenner, £50 is a bit steep

You have the seller's ID on there

Eugh my grandad had one of those, i was in my twenties when I realised it wasn’t a relative of the moomin family

I love looking at the shite people post for sale and others will buy. That said I've gone just with the intention of lurking or buying as part of a £10 challenge at Christmas.

It's what my husband I do rather than waste money on stuff we neither want nor need. You have to buy as much tat and shit as possible for exactly a tenner preferably from charity shops. Whoever buys the most stuff wins. I win hands down every year.

A few things of beauty picked up online were these horrific looking dolls, dodgy sweets and a little golfer snowglobe. Dude inside it all kitted out in golfing gear but when you shake it - a dazzling dust of golf balls

Preloved is another place you can flog and pick stuff up too. I'm a fan of Freeloved too and once drove over 50 miles with a friend to collect two tonnes of pebbles cos they were free to whoever could take them.

Husband's face "What the fuck... I shouldn't ask but what possessed you to take them?"

Free Free pebbles

I see your nipple mug and raise you...

THE PENIS HOT WATER BOTTLE

I think that nip might be infected!!

Hahaha! My XH had one of those when we met.

It mysteriously vanished in the process of moving...

I like it. I like to have a small number disgusting, shit trinkets in amongst the nice stuff. Keeps life fun.

We sell Camel Balls as well as Torro Balls at work.

I just looked at Lofty Long on FB. His profile is free for all, and he looks a right tool.

Is it wrong of me to want that cup so badly and to also want to drink from the nipple???